Lion on the loose in Essex
 

Man Utd fans are being warned to stay indoors.

Newsflash: Fooball players paid fcuking obscene amounts of money for doing fcuk-all.

Aslans back, were all saved:thumb:

He might clean the place up but in all seriousness how the **** does a Lion end up on the loose in Essex (of all places).

Surely he must take a look at the people there and think to himself that he could do better in another town.

Thought this was a piss take but just read it on sky news and they never sensationalise anything !!!

It probably thinks it's in the jungle in africa after seeing all the women with their tits out and fake tans, i'm sure it will only take one bite for it to discover what the rest of us already know, that there is a total lack of taste in the local population of essex.:D

Wtf:Suspiciou

Still not found, if it's true it's gonna eat someone soon:(

Sod it just realised my pet lion has managed to escape....

I don't think humans will have too much to worry about. Although if I was an Essex sheep or cow I'd be worried

From BBC News a minute ago.

It was reported initially by someone from a caravan park that has about 5 caravans in it. Three reportings since: One person saw the "lion," another heard it roar and another reported seeing it only for it to turn out to be a cat.
Colchester zoo have seen a photo of it apparently and say "it could be a lion" but they're "not convinced."

Plenty easy meet to sink its jaws into as long as it's not put off by 'accent' the mile thick slap or the elisebth duke hardware :(

Might nip down on my bike and have a look around ;)

Not sure I could outrun a lion though ??

As long as you can keep 80kph for the first 400m you'll be fine :thumb:

Massive pussy, orange colour with long nails out and about in Essex

Yeah, good luck trying to find that one.

Lol

I feel for the plod. How are they going to tell the difference between thos and the local populus?

Plenty of dumb followers in Essex Gary...I don't think the ovine or bovine populations need worry too much ;):lol1:

might give you something decent to post on Instagram for a change :p:lol1:

Lol don't even know how it works mate!

Fcuked then :(

apparantly theres a 6 feet tall bird on the loose as well.be careful out there

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?num=1...9,r:6,s:0,i:89

take photo, decide on an effect...upload. Even you should be able to manage that :p:lol1:

They found it!!




























http://www.firepolicemuseum.org.uk/d...s/img_6309.jpg

:norty:

Even Hitler is out looking for it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhOfF...ature=youtu.be

Looks like a f****ng lion to me :eek:

Attachment 74784

Is that a real pic? Cos if it is, it looks like a male? AND FCUKING HUGE!!!

+1 :eek:

Yes, thats the picture supplied to the Police, the animal experts couldn't say 100% if it were a lion :confused:

Turns out is is a hoax, this is the original photo..

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and this is the lion that was Photoshopped in

http://images.travelpod.com/users/fo...n-at-night.jpg

O'well :lol1: