Lion on the loose in Essex
26 August 2012, 11:08 PM
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Lion on the loose in Essex
Man Utd fans are being warned to stay indoors.
26 August 2012, 11:37 PM
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Newsflash: Fooball players paid ******* obscene amounts of money for doing ****-all.
27 August 2012, 12:07 AM
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Aslans back, were all saved
27 August 2012, 12:15 AM
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He might clean the place up but in all seriousness how the **** does a Lion end up on the loose in Essex (of all places).
27 August 2012, 12:44 AM
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Thought this was a **** take but just read it on sky news and they never sensationalise anything !!!
27 August 2012, 05:36 AM
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It probably thinks it's in the jungle in africa after seeing all the women with their **** out and fake tans, i'm sure it will only take one bite for it to discover what the rest of us already know, that there is a total lack of taste in the local population of essex.
27 August 2012, 06:35 AM
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Wtf
Still not found, if it's true it's gonna eat someone soon
27 August 2012, 07:12 AM
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Sod it just realised my pet lion has managed to escape....
27 August 2012, 10:13 AM
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Wtf
Still not found, if it's true it's gonna eat someone soon
I don't think humans will have too much to worry about. Although if I was an Essex sheep or cow I'd be worried
27 August 2012, 10:18 AM
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From BBC News a minute ago.
27 August 2012, 10:32 AM
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Plenty easy meet to sink its jaws into as long as it's not put off by 'accent' the mile thick slap or the elisebth duke hardware
27 August 2012, 10:46 AM
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Might nip down on my bike and have a look around
Not sure I could outrun a lion though ??
27 August 2012, 12:21 PM
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As long as you can keep 80kph for the first 400m you'll be fine
27 August 2012, 12:47 PM
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Massive *****, orange colour with long nails out and about in Essex
27 August 2012, 12:50 PM
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27 August 2012, 01:04 PM
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I feel for the plod. How are they going to tell the difference between thos and the local populus?
27 August 2012, 01:42 PM
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I don't think humans will have too much to worry about. Although if I was an Essex sheep or cow I'd be worried
Plenty of dumb followers in Essex Gary...I don't think the ovine or bovine populations need worry too much
27 August 2012, 01:44 PM
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Might nip down on my bike and have a look around
Not sure I could outrun a lion though ??
might give you something decent to post on Instagram for a change
27 August 2012, 02:04 PM
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might give you something decent to post on Instagram for a change
Lol don't even know how it works mate!
27 August 2012, 02:05 PM
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Fcuked then
27 August 2012, 02:14 PM
27 August 2012, 02:18 PM
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take photo, decide on an effect...upload. Even you should be able to manage that
27 August 2012, 02:48 PM
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They found it!!
27 August 2012, 04:21 PM
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27 August 2012, 04:36 PM
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27 August 2012, 04:42 PM
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Looks like a f****ng lion to me
27 August 2012, 04:52 PM
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Is that a real pic? Cos if it is, it looks like a male? AND ******* HUGE!!!
27 August 2012, 04:53 PM
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Looks like a f****ng lion to me
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27 August 2012, 05:04 PM
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Yes, thats the picture supplied to the Police, the animal experts couldn't say 100% if it were a lion
27 August 2012, 05:08 PM
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Turns out is is a hoax, this is the original photo..
and this is the lion that was Photoshopped in
O'well
27 August 2012, 12:15 AM
