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alcazar 03 May 2012 10:04 PM

Quote of the day: working with metal....
 
A worker was, today, asked to burn off the heads of over 100 bolts.

He informed the gaffer that he would do so, but would need a special breathing mask, since the bolts were galvanised.

"Those aren't galvanised," says the gaffer, "those are zinc plated!"

And the same gaffer had never even heard of metal fume fever.

bigsinky 03 May 2012 10:07 PM

it's not what you know, it's who you know

hodgy0_2 03 May 2012 10:19 PM

is it just me, or are the jokes on this forum just not funny anymore

what would scooby do 03 May 2012 10:47 PM


Originally Posted by hodgy0_2 (Post 10607507)
is it just me, or are the jokes on this forum just not funny anymore


You want funny ? :thumb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU5EL7AiZkY

HT04 03 May 2012 10:59 PM

Was that video supposed to be funny. :wonder:. Because I wasn't laughing. At any part of it. :cuckoo:

Dan

what would scooby do 03 May 2012 11:03 PM


Originally Posted by HT04 (Post 10607580)
Was that video supposed to be funny. :wonder:. Because I wasn't laughing. At any part of it. :cuckoo:

Dan

That's 'cos you're from Watford :D

SiPie 04 May 2012 12:49 AM


Originally Posted by what would scooby do (Post 10607566)

Eh... Guys throwing up on each other means 'funny' ?

Whatever floats your boat :cuckoo:

alcazar 04 May 2012 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by hodgy0_2 (Post 10607507)
is it just me, or are the jokes on this forum just not funny anymore

Well, yes and no: Yes it's not funny, no it WASN'T a joke. The "gaffer" ie: in charge of the job, had no idea that galvanised and zinc plated were the same thing. And no idea that burning "either" would cause metal fume fever. Trust me, that's NOT something you want;)

SJ_Skyline 04 May 2012 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by alcazar (Post 10607473)
A worker was, today, asked to burn off the heads of over 100 bolts.

He informed the gaffer that he would do so, but would need a special breathing mask, since the bolts were galvanised.

"Those aren't galvanised," says the gaffer, "those are zinc plated!"

And the same gaffer had never even heard of metal fume fever.

:lol:

subaruturbo_18 04 May 2012 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by HT04 (Post 10607580)
Was that video supposed to be funny. :wonder:. Because I wasn't laughing. At any part of it. :cuckoo:

Dan

You want a funny video?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaGFV0YJg-0




*this may or may not be it based on your sense of humour*

J4CKO 04 May 2012 12:22 PM


Originally Posted by what would scooby do (Post 10607566)

"Men, making Dogs look sophisticted since the dawn of time"

That looked like a proper Sausage Fest, they needed some women round.

Kwik 04 May 2012 12:42 PM

If the theme is drunk Australians then you'd have to a long way to beat this classic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SPjy5RlqFE

Kwik 04 May 2012 12:42 PM

If the theme is drunk Australians then you'd have to a long way to beat this classic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SPjy5RlqFE

craigo 04 May 2012 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by Kwik (Post 10608114)
If the theme is drunk Australians then you'd have to a long way to beat this classic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SPjy5RlqFE

:lol1:

DYK 04 May 2012 07:32 PM


Originally Posted by SiPie (Post 10607677)
Eh... Guys throwing up on each other means 'funny' ?

Whatever floats your boat :cuckoo:

:cuckoo:

What a waste of beer..


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