BEER BELLY
 

A sexy bird looked at my beer belly today and sarcasticly asked "Is it Fosters or Stella". I replied "theres a tap underneath, taste it !!:lol1:

Quality....

Sepp Blatter's kids have defended their father'"He's totally against racism in football", exclaimed Ku, Klux and Klan

Why not try a Lloyd Grossman curry tonight ? Not only will you be able to look through the keyhole , you 'll be able to SH1T through it as well !

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Top of the morning to ya

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A man and his wife went to the zoo. They noticed the gorilla had got a hard on as he looked at the wife. Her husband says "Lift your skirt up flash your knickers and tease him!" The ape goes mental. "Now get your tits out !" The ape goes ****ing berserk! The husband opens the cage and pushes his wife in. "Now try telling THAT ****er you've got a headache!"

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I like that one!

Do you think w@nking off in space would be like living in a. Snow globe?

The Irish should interpret this thread how?

Seriously, i can never get my head around this, why does it matter if you have a different pigmentation to another human?

Get over yourself and stop the race card assault! ffs

lol, whats with the whiter than white thing?






















you ginger cnut. :lol1:

Some good jokes there.

Geoff. :lol1:

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All are Jolly Good

AR RIGHT RAB Nice to here from you you little bagpipe blower Hows the skirts fitting you these days sorry kilts :lol1:
So thats the slabbing out the way how the devil are you not herd from you for years ok months

Can you not call people "tard" please .. its offence to my people ..

Sorry, mong!!!



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Will can you not post period please, its offensive to sheep.

Wish you would all stop my brown Mongolian sheep are very hurt by your comments.

Talking of racism and sheep,, me and the Mrs were walking out of chirk castle a while back and noticed a field full of white sheep and next to it a field full of black sheep... She said "look at that there.., talk about a-baa-tide" ... :) true story and very quick for her!

Picture Would make a good t-shirt too I reckon.

Buy a mic you dip sh1t.

P.S We have a T/S server back up and a BF3 server too.

would mean hearing your voice again m8 i cant go through therapy again

What was racist about my joke? You stupid ****???? And it's mate, not m8. And racist, not raciest! Get a grip, tard!!

Your joke is implying that if your brown your a thief, Eva your to thick to understand your own joke or your just a window licker
You don't have to come on here spoil a good clean thread M8 turning a happy thread to a keyboard warrior slagging match thread.

PS thanks for the speeling lesson your just ****ing great, top man, the dude

All I asked you was not to post racist jokes on my thread PLEASE
And if your not sure about Whats racist and Whats not, anything implying any other skin colour than white that they would rob you is racist and as you say am retarded and but I no the difference, so puts sum coal on fire lad and take ya whippet for a walk on told field
BOBS UNCLE BUT YOU CAN CALL HIM DAD.
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Now that is a good one!

Les :D

You fit the Yorkshire man stereotype so well! Thick as fcuk :D

I find it funny you don't like the joke but don't have a problem with the joke about the Irish.

I am Irish lolol

Nothing wrong with Yorkshire same sort of **** hole like were you live pit villages pit in bread mentality.
Again all i asked was not to post racist **** on my thread and for that am being slagged off.

Am just pacing my self i will give a lot better than thats been given so no crying
where's a ****ing retarded admin when you want him, sell 4 items a week they on ya like a rash on a tramps arse wanting more money out of you.

Well if you are Irish then that'll explain the retarded spelling.

Because wail you was doing your schooling m8 i was working I had no body to wipe my Arse.
Also haven't you got anything else in life to do instead of showing off your spelling skills your a very cleaver lad you will go far.

If you like you could come and teach me the alphabet or lend me your peter Jane & pat books