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23 November 2011, 04:41 PM
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A man and his wife went to the zoo. They noticed the gorilla had got a hard on as he looked at the wife. Her husband says "Lift your skirt up flash your knickers and tease him!" The ape goes mental. "Now get your **** out !" The ape goes ****ing berserk! The husband opens the cage and pushes his wife in. "Now try telling THAT ****er you've got a headache!"
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23 November 2011, 05:01 PM
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A man and his wife went to the zoo. They noticed the gorilla had got a hard on as he looked at the wife. Her husband says "Lift your skirt up flash your knickers and tease him!" The ape goes mental. "Now get your **** out !" The ape goes ****ing berserk! The husband opens the cage and pushes his wife in. "Now try telling THAT ****er you've got a headache!"
I like that one!
27 November 2011, 01:21 AM
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The Irish should interpret this thread how?
Seriously, i can never get my head around this, why does it matter if you have a different pigmentation to another human?
Get over yourself and stop the race card assault! ffs
m8Seriously, i can never get my head around this, why does it matter if you have a different pigmentation to another human?
Get over yourself and stop the race card assault! ffs
27 November 2011, 07:25 AM
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28 November 2011, 02:19 AM
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Talking of racism and sheep,, me and the Mrs were walking out of chirk castle a while back and noticed a field full of white sheep and next to it a field full of black sheep... She said "look at that there.., talk about a-baa-tide" ... 
true story and very quick for her!
Picture Would make a good t-shirt too I reckon.
true story and very quick for her! Picture Would make a good t-shirt too I reckon.
28 November 2011, 08:24 AM
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P.S We have a T/S server back up and a BF3 server too.
28 November 2011, 11:38 AM
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Your joke is implying that if your brown your a thief, Eva your to thick to understand your own joke or your just a window licker
You don't have to come on here spoil a good clean thread M8 turning a happy thread to a keyboard warrior slagging match thread.
PS thanks for the speeling lesson your just ****ing great, top man, the dude
All I asked you was not to post racist jokes on my thread PLEASE
And if your not sure about Whats racist and Whats not, anything implying any other skin colour than white that they would rob you is racist and as you say am retarded and but I no the difference, so puts sum coal on fire lad and take ya whippet for a walk on told field
BOBS UNCLE BUT YOU CAN CALL HIM DAD.
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28 November 2011, 11:46 AM
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An irish man and his son went to the zoo, a sign says "feed the elephant a bun to get your age". The little boy gives the elephant a bun and it stamps it's foot 6 times."wow" says the boy "that's right i am 6, you have a go dad". The irish chap gives the elephant a bun . . . A moment later the elephant farts and stamps twice "be jesus that's right" said the father "i am farty two
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28 November 2011, 11:51 AM
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What was racist about my joke? You stupid ****???? And it's mate, not m8. And racist, not raciest! Get a grip, tard!!
Your joke is implying that if your brown your a thief, Eva your to thick to understand your own joke or your just a window licker
You don't have to come on here spoil a good clean thread M8 turning a happy thread to a keyboard warrior slagging match thread.
PS thanks for the speeling lesson your just ****ing great, top man, the dude
All I asked you was not to post racist jokes on my thread PLEASE
And if your not sure about Whats racist and Whats not, anything implying any other skin colour than white that they would rob you is racist and as you say am retarded and but I no the difference, so puts sum coal on fire lad and take ya whippet for a walk on told field
BOBS UNCLE BUT YOU CAN CALL HIM DAD.
sLAb
Your joke is implying that if your brown your a thief, Eva your to thick to understand your own joke or your just a window licker
You don't have to come on here spoil a good clean thread M8 turning a happy thread to a keyboard warrior slagging match thread.
PS thanks for the speeling lesson your just ****ing great, top man, the dude
All I asked you was not to post racist jokes on my thread PLEASE
And if your not sure about Whats racist and Whats not, anything implying any other skin colour than white that they would rob you is racist and as you say am retarded and but I no the difference, so puts sum coal on fire lad and take ya whippet for a walk on told field
BOBS UNCLE BUT YOU CAN CALL HIM DAD.
sLAb
I find it funny you don't like the joke but don't have a problem with the joke about the Irish.
28 November 2011, 12:17 PM
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Nothing wrong with Yorkshire same sort of **** hole like were you live pit villages pit in bread mentality.
Again all i asked was not to post racist **** on my thread and for that am being slagged off.
Am just pacing my self i will give a lot better than thats been given so no crying
where's a ****ing retarded admin when you want him, sell 4 items a week they on ya like a rash on a tramps **** wanting more money out of you.
Again all i asked was not to post racist **** on my thread and for that am being slagged off.
Am just pacing my self i will give a lot better than thats been given so no crying
where's a ****ing retarded admin when you want him, sell 4 items a week they on ya like a rash on a tramps **** wanting more money out of you.
28 November 2011, 01:58 PM
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Because wail you was doing your schooling m8 i was working I had no body to wipe my ****.
Also haven't you got anything else in life to do instead of showing off your spelling skills your a very cleaver lad you will go far.
If you like you could come and teach me the alphabet or lend me your peter Jane & pat books
Also haven't you got anything else in life to do instead of showing off your spelling skills your a very cleaver lad you will go far.
If you like you could come and teach me the alphabet or lend me your peter Jane & pat books