Some facts about the Jockanese
 

A recent study conducted by Glasgow University found that the average Scotsman walks about 900 miles a year.


Another study by the Scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.


This means, on average, Scotsmen get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud to be Scottish!

that's good milage but the emissions are very bad so they may need tuning a wee bit

windyboy

Scotsman walks about 900 miles a year ?

Another study by the Scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.


Have you been reading the SUN?

I live in Germany so you work out if I read the SUN or not!!!

Ahahhaa, that's some great stats!

Thats 1.2 miles to the pub to have 1/2 a pint and then walk 1.2 miles back home again....:wonder:

They also travel around 12km in 90 minutes with no obvious positive outcome, ever.

I thought they would walk 500 miles

and then maybe 500 more....

Hey, that's racism I'll have you know!

But when they go, will they send back, a letter from America?

Yea I know I'm going to be I'm going to be that man who comes back home to you

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A recent study conducted by Aberdeen University found that the average Scotsman walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study by the Scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

This means, on average, Scotsmen get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be Scottish!

Stats are from aberdeen uni :D

But they drink whisky...

So that's hardly 5 miles per pint !

dunx

SiPie Sort him out ;)

No, it's olny racism if you mention they're all skirt wearing gingers :D

A similar study showed that at a similar rate of alcohol consumption Sassenachs covered precisely no miles
(cos they cannie hud their drink! :D). ;)

Quick, get the spelling squad onto this. :lol1:

You're right enough, it's a well known and accepted fact amongst Celtic nations that the Saes cannot hold their booze. :D

Alcohol loosens Scot morals. Proof:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/home...-lift-sex.html

Indeed.

Is "Saes" Welsh-ish by the way? :D

I'll have you know that girl is "Miss Motherwell 2011"! :mad:

We all have our chav neanderthals of course.

I'd lkie to see you type ni a feckin stiaght jacket :mad:

Staying out of this at the moment mate, just sitting here observing...

:D

Yes it is 'English' in Welsh, well it is actually Saesneg but we shorten it when using it in a derogatory way (not that there is another). :lol1:

So you don't have a positive word for Saxons either? :D

Not really, it simply translates to 'w*****s'. :lol1:

Can you play a tune on the geeeeeeeeeeetar while we wait ;)

Does he no play the pipes? :cry:

The Germans used to make half-decent cars, thats a positive word about the Saxons.