Simple Pleasures
 

I think on here we tend to focus too much on expensive stuff, holidays, cars, watches and electronics, I find that generally most purchases involve a degree of dissapointment where the best bit of the procedure is the anticipation so I think we should list things we enjoy that dont cost much if anything.

Examples,

Two rounds of toast (cheap white bread), Salted butter and a cup of instant coffee this morning, it was fantastic.

Bag of chips from a good chippy, eaten outside on a winters night.

My ride to work through the Cheshire countryside.

Copy of the Autotrader and half an hour spare to sit in the only place for reading it.

Fixing something that has been broken for ages.

Getting to the Barbers when there are a few waiting and reading this months FHM cover to cover in absolute peace.

A nice beef dinner :norty:

A good shag :norty:

A nice walk at the sea side :)

Hitting a six last night for my cricket team.

Birdying a hole on a golf course.

The feeling of my heart pumping and being alive after a hour of squash/badminton/tennis (even better if I have won).

Having a drink and chat with old friends.

My family


Chop :thumb:

Strap-on sex with a reach around, you can't beat it. (well technically you can still beat 'it', but why bark when you have a dog ?) :norty:

You missus takes you up the wrong un ?

I wouldnt say that is simple.

Usually one of my mates, my missus isn't really into that sort of stuff :(

Walking round some dense woodland.

Which is why I spend 1 day a week walking round my archery club.

Watching Match of the Day with a ice cold beer, whilst being orally pleasured by the Girlfriend.

Building sandcastles with the kids on a beach - even with wellies and waterproof costs on.

Steve

especially if it's quicky in the morning, worth being late for work :D

windyboy

Being the first to pierce the film/foil covering on an unopend jar of coffee :thumb:

Having a nice soak in a hot bath after a hard days graft :D

This is how i live my life now.

Other than hobby of watches and making money from them and jewellery/diamonds i live a very simple life now.

No car, don't drive
No gadgets, phone only txts and calls people, hardly ever have it on as no signal here.
Lots of hard work in garden and around house
Lots of helping people
Lots of walking, running, exercising.
Hardly any alcohol
Only eat simple healthy foods

It's the way to be :thumb:

Not very manly though, is it ? :lol1:

Having a hefty Monday morning dump! :thumb:

Helps clears out the weekend's toxins!

And a strap on is? ;) :D

Besides I like to feel fresh without cheesey balls :thumb:

lurpack on toast,
wispa and a cup of tea.
setting tasks around the house and completing them.
brisk walk on ice cold day.
getting the kids of to bed and watching a film and having a brandy
that last look back after you have cut the lawn.
going for apint

Boring life.

Turkish baths, now you're talking :norty:

Decent massage from a burly masseuse first though, heaven :thumb:

2 for 1 in tescon on something you like
something for nothing!! :thumb:

when things go right for a change

Seem to remember someone else saying something very similar. Can't think who it was ;)

The lowest cost pleasure I have is waking up early on a Sunday morning before everyone else in the house, making a cup of coffee, strictly no TV and reading a magazine or a book.

My trains cost quite alot but the "playing" aspect costs me nothing and is quite relaxing.


Thats a good one. Would never buy an FHM but when I used to go to a barbers I'd look forward to reading it.

It's what i want for the next few years. Far from boring, i'm never bored.

For the last 10 years i partied every weekend all over the UK, traveled and partied in every continent on the globe (apart from South America but i'm sorting that next Feb for a month), drove 100's of nice cars, went to hundreds of great places, bought loads of amazing things, fooked loads of fit birds and done a whole load more...

Enough now.

Now i'm chilling and leading/trying a different life :thumb:

If thats what you like then fair play.

Spending time with the family - costs nothing and rewards the most IMHO.

I have a simple pleasure and it doesn't involve anyone else but always puts a smile on my face

Simple pleasures are hard to come by in my life at the moment :cuckoo:

I thought i was going to get one today, the lad who usually works today wanted a holiday, so i am working 8am till 6.30 on my lonesome.

Its a nice day outside, and i nearly managed to sit down and eat all my dinner, before some arrogant arsehole turned up :rolleyes:

1st day off tomorrow for over a month :D now that will be an awesome "simple pleasure" :D

Well i am working 8.00-10.30am so not a full day off, but as good as :D

Watching bees in the garden.

First asparagus of the season.

Clean sheets.

Sleeping in my own bed after being away.

The smell of linseed oil.

Burying my face in my pussy's fur and inhaling deeply.

:)

You must have a rather flexible spine oldsplice :thumb:

Didn't realise you were so flexible! Can you smell fish when you do it? :p

Oh, you have NO idea! :p :D

Oh I do, I really do. The other night I was this close *thumb and forefinger gap* to getting a blowjob, then my back went :(