My next Interview....
Text time I go for a job interview, I am going to use a few tips I have picked up off the telly,
1/ If they say no I am going to shout a lot and get right in their face, telling them how they havent seen the last of me and how big I am going to become without their help, a massive Fat, bald bloke will have to escort me out. 2/ I am going to make little faux prayer gestures every couple of minutes. 3/ I will hug at least one of the interview panel and pretend to be overawed to be meeting "the" IT manager and explain how much of a fan I am, putting my hands over my mouth a lot. 4/ I will explain how our dog tragically died earlier in the year and have some appropiately melancholy music playing on my phone. 5/ I will explain how tough my life is due to J4cko's mate requiring round the clock care with Patience by Take That playing on my phone. 6/ I will start crying and say its all I have ever wanted <insert name of interviewer> 7/ If that fails I will fall on the floor and cry a bit more. 8/ If it goes well, I will run into reception shouting YESSSSS, punching the air and hugging anyone who happens by, making them jump around like a **** as well. 9/ I will wear a wanky looking Beanie cap and jeans that hang six inches below my arse or quiff my hair like a Junior estate agent. 10/ I will ask if singing "Valerie" by the Zutons (Amy Winehouse more recently) in a F*ckin horrible screechy voice in a most overdone manner will help my changes of securing the role as Database Administrator. 11/ At the second interview, if I get there I will swagger round like I am already a director of the company. |
Been watching X factor by any chance . :D
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Just a normal interview for you then J4CKO? :lol1:
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Sounds like a plan.
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:lol1:
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can't fail
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Take a dab of speed too (Trainspotting stylee) and you're sorted! ;) :D
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