Average speed cameras on every road!!!
 

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Oh dear:(

Expect to see more of this then Speed Cameras

Or this!!!!

Car and bike flip down number plate used to hide your plate from radar detectors, gatsos, speed camaras and is un-detectable when fitted:thumb:

Problem is with those is that you still have to pay attention to the surroundings so you can flip the switch still may be worth a punt.

I;m going to invent a flip down plate covering device, that is linked to a GPS system. It flips down when it knows the camera is there, and then flips back up after.

THe deluxe version will also have a laser detector.

And then I'm going to go on dragons den.

Good idea mate, fancy taking anyone on board who can can get it made in China?:D

Well you better get on with it then:)

Thats the manufacturing director position gone, then.

All we need now is a market manager, you know, someone that can spout bollocks. And a P.A, who is a woman and has enourmous breasticles.

I'm a copywriter for a marketing and PR firm, so I can talk bollocks until the cows come home. Possibly even longer...

And you need a company lawyer who can argue that your device isn't trying to pervert the course of justice ...

Steve

Can I bagsie one of those two positions? :luxhello:

...and I've got a friend who's a corporate lawyer[/I]

Of course you can Sal. What are your qualifications? :D

You try telling that to the numbskills who slam their brakes on when they see them :rolleyes:

I talk bollocks and have large breasticles :thumb:

Actually, save yourself a few quid and I'll do both jobs as one :D

They measure between points up to six miles apart, so I can go mental for 5 3/4 miles, then pull up, pick my nose briefly and then fly past the next one and on for another 5 3/4 miles in readiness for another bogey. Their use will probably mean even less traffic cops out there so intelligent abuse of the systems limitations will be commonplace :D

We are well aware you can talk bollocks, but I'm afraid I need to see touch proof of the other qualification :norty:

Excellent.

You can be on a performance related pay scheme - The larger your norks get and the more ****e you spout, the bigger your bonus.

I think speed camera are a good thing.


I've thought about it and realised that they just mean that all the dense, clueless people will be forced off the roads as it's only this type of driver they catch. This will leave all the decent drivers on the road which will make it a better place to drive :)

I was hoping the price of fuel would do that but all we seem to get now is slower dense cluseless people :rolleyes: :freak3:

Count me out :mad:

The "Stasi" will come and get you at 3 in the morning if you do that!

Les :)

A company used to sell these in Manchester for bikes donkeys years ago, they said it was for cleaning under the number plate:)

Don't worry, if you've done nothing wrong then you will have nothing to hide. :thumb: