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Old 16 September 2008, 08:39 AM
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Expect to see more of this then Speed Cameras
Old 16 September 2008, 08:49 AM
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Or this!!!!

Car and bike flip down number plate used to hide your plate from radar detectors, gatsos, speed camaras and is un-detectable when fitted
Old 16 September 2008, 08:52 AM
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Problem is with those is that you still have to pay attention to the surroundings so you can flip the switch still may be worth a punt.
Old 16 September 2008, 08:55 AM
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I;m going to invent a flip down plate covering device, that is linked to a GPS system. It flips down when it knows the camera is there, and then flips back up after.

THe deluxe version will also have a laser detector.

And then I'm going to go on dragons den.
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
I;m going to invent a flip down plate covering device, that is linked to a GPS system. It flips down when it knows the camera is there, and then flips back up after.

THe deluxe version will also have a laser detector.

And then I'm going to go on dragons den.
Good idea mate, fancy taking anyone on board who can can get it made in China?
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
I;m going to invent a flip down plate covering device, that is linked to a GPS system. It flips down when it knows the camera is there, and then flips back up after.

THe deluxe version will also have a laser detector.

And then I'm going to go on dragons den.
Well you better get on with it then
Old 16 September 2008, 09:07 AM
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Good idea mate, fancy taking anyone on board who can can get it made in China?
Thats the manufacturing director position gone, then.

All we need now is a market manager, you know, someone that can spout bollocks. And a P.A, who is a woman and has enourmous breasticles.
Old 16 September 2008, 09:17 AM
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I'm a copywriter for a marketing and PR firm, so I can talk bollocks until the cows come home. Possibly even longer...
Old 16 September 2008, 09:20 AM
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And you need a company lawyer who can argue that your device isn't trying to pervert the course of justice ...

Steve
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
Thats the manufacturing director position gone, then.

All we need now is a market manager, you know, someone that can spout bollocks. And a P.A, who is a woman and has enourmous breasticles.
Can I bagsie one of those two positions?
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Originally Posted by boxst
And you need a company lawyer who can argue that your device isn't trying to pervert the course of justice ...
...and I've got a friend who's a corporate lawyer[/I]
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
Can I bagsie one of those two positions?
Of course you can Sal. What are your qualifications?
Old 16 September 2008, 10:42 AM
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They calculate the average speed of vehicles and eliminate the possibility of slowing down to pass a camera.
You try telling that to the numbskills who slam their brakes on when they see them
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
Of course you can Sal. What are your qualifications?
I talk bollocks and have large breasticles

Actually, save yourself a few quid and I'll do both jobs as one
Old 16 September 2008, 11:00 AM
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They measure between points up to six miles apart, so I can go mental for 5 3/4 miles, then pull up, pick my nose briefly and then fly past the next one and on for another 5 3/4 miles in readiness for another bogey. Their use will probably mean even less traffic cops out there so intelligent abuse of the systems limitations will be commonplace
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
I talk bollocks and have large breasticles

Actually, save yourself a few quid and I'll do both jobs as one
We are well aware you can talk bollocks, but I'm afraid I need to see touch proof of the other qualification
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
I talk bollocks and have large breasticles

Actually, save yourself a few quid and I'll do both jobs as one
Excellent.

You can be on a performance related pay scheme - The larger your norks get and the more ****e you spout, the bigger your bonus.
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Originally Posted by Nat21
I think speed camera are a good thing.


I've thought about it and realised that they just mean that all the dense, clueless people will be forced off the roads as it's only this type of driver they catch. This will leave all the decent drivers on the road which will make it a better place to drive

I was hoping the price of fuel would do that but all we seem to get now is slower dense cluseless people
Old 16 September 2008, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
And you need a company lawyer who can argue that your device isn't trying to pervert the course of justice ...

Steve
Count me out
Old 16 September 2008, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
I;m going to invent a flip down plate covering device, that is linked to a GPS system. It flips down when it knows the camera is there, and then flips back up after.

THe deluxe version will also have a laser detector.

And then I'm going to go on dragons den.
The "Stasi" will come and get you at 3 in the morning if you do that!

Les
Old 16 September 2008, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
And you need a company lawyer who can argue that your device isn't trying to pervert the course of justice ...

Steve
A company used to sell these in Manchester for bikes donkeys years ago, they said it was for cleaning under the number plate
Old 16 September 2008, 12:52 PM
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Don't worry, if you've done nothing wrong then you will have nothing to hide.
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