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My new helper......
I've a new Team Gene member of staff on a 3 month trial.... and OMG :lol1:
He panics like a superstar.... and then starts rubbing/pulling his ear lobes in some wierd stressed out act while proceeding to turn a strange shade of deepest red! He's on a 3 month trial, I'm not sure if he'll make it to the third month, he keeps: a) Talking over me... saying "yeh, yeh..." before I've even told him what he has to do! b) Knocking on my door, then slipping through it, sitting straight down on my conference table (while tugging his lobes) c) Stammering like Gareth Gates in a firing squad I'm trying, I really am...... but FFS I'm starting to lose my feckin marbles! Anyone else have anyone like this working for/with them? :lol1: DCI - Boss of the Year 1979 :smug: |
post pics :lol1:
my mate had a new starter from some scheme thing, full of happyness and eager in the morning, by dinner time, whatever drugs he was on started to wear off, and started crashing down into a state of mongo at an amazing rate, my mate figured he was no good so sent him outside to cut the grass instead while he contacted the scheme people. the engineer was onsite at the time watching him and started to record him cutting the grass on his mobile, OMG he caught a classic. lad simply walks over the edge and falls over onto the road pmsl will see if i can find the video, i know my mate uploaded it somewhere :lol: |
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Sounds like he is trying too hard as well DCI, I can only suggest a bit of Tamazepam in his tea!
Good one Micky, a full LOL for sure. Les :D |
Originally Posted by StickyMicky
(Post 8021231)
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
(Post 8021205)
He panics like a superstar.... and then starts rubbing/pulling his ear lobes in some wierd stressed out act while proceeding to turn a strange shade of deepest red! |
Tampon in his tea :eek:
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quote from the smack head in the morning
i admit i have had a few problems in the past, but i am here to show you what a real grafter i am, you will not be disappointed |
get pictures then get rid before the 3 month trial is up
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Ahhh sound like he needs a cuddle ;) then lock him in the cupboard for an hour.
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Send him down to HR for a "Long Weight" ;)
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and you said you wouldnt post about me in my new job on SN :mad:
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
(Post 8021231)
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:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: ........... That's a feckin classic last second :D
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
(Post 8021231)
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:lol1: :lol1:
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All that testosterone oozing from your pores is making the poor chap nervous! :norty: :D
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
(Post 8022569)
All that testosterone oozing from your pores is making the poor chap nervous! :norty: :D
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
(Post 8022672)
Are you sure? This is DCI we're talking about... ;) :D
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
(Post 8021205)
I've a new Team Gene member of staff on a 3 month trial.... and OMG :lol1:
He panics like a superstar.... and then starts rubbing/pulling his ear lobes in some wierd stressed out act while proceeding to turn a strange shade of deepest red! He's on a 3 month trial, I'm not sure if he'll make it to the third month, he keeps: a) Talking over me... saying "yeh, yeh..." before I've even told him what he has to do! b) Knocking on my door, then slipping through it, sitting straight down on my conference table (while tugging his lobes) c) Stammering like Gareth Gates in a firing squad I'm trying, I really am...... but FFS I'm starting to lose my feckin marbles! Anyone else have anyone like this working for/with them? :lol1: DCI - Boss of the Year 1979 :smug: yep we all new you needed help:cuckoo: :) |
Originally Posted by spireite
(Post 8022682)
yep we all new you needed help:cuckoo: :)
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Originally Posted by GC8
(Post 8022383)
Is that the other IMO at Byker/Heaton Mick?
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