2 nuns joke?
 

Hi,

I still don't understand this joke.

Was on radio one this morning with Scott Mills.

One nun says to the other "Where's the soap"
The other replied "Yes is does, doesn't it"

Someone please enlighten me.

Shaun

answer
 

It's a play on words. swop where's for wears!

Does that help?

Best regards,

Ian

Lol, are you sure you don't understand :D Substitute 'Where's' for 'Wears'. ;)

*EDIT* Too slow. DOH!

You might want to consider that the joke starts "Two nuns in the bath......"

LOL

that soaps worn out the jokes so old

Similar to the 2 nuns cycling home when one takes a short cut along a cobbled street. The other says "I've never come this way before". dl

warez the sope.

Scoobyer Trade will be along in a minute to explain :lol1:

There's a similar one with two gay cowboy's.

First cowboy say's Y'up, then the second cowboy say's Y'up.

How about: "What's Black and White, and red all over?"

A nun on a meat-hook :D

In the Swedish chemists shop...

"I would like to buy some deodorant please"
"Certainly, ball or aerosol?"
"Neither, I would like it for my armpits"

(copyright K Everett)

Then there's the Nun sat in the bath, when there's a knock on the door and a voice says 'It's the blind man from the village'. Thinking she's safe she invites him in..........You know the rest ;)

I was Primary school when I first heard teh nuns in a bath.......took a while to figure out ;)

Then there the one with the 2 nuns in a car and a Vampire jumps on the bonnet, one says to the other 'Show him your cross', she gets out and shouts 'GET OFF THE F*****G BONNET!!!!' .

Are you sure it wasn't Not the Nine O'Clock news... ;)

YouTube - Swedish Chemist

Well I'll be... he's right you know! ;)

< spends rest of day wondering what else he's been wrong about these last twenty years >

Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to sexually assault them.

Sister Elizabeth casts her eyes heavenward and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!"

Sister Mary turns and moans, "Oh God, mine does!!!"

Ah yes, he was a very respectable Venetian chap I believe?

So they continue on their way and walk into town. Sister Mary says to Sister Elizabeth, "Whatever will we tell the Mother Superior? Raped twice in one day!"

Sister Elizabeth asks, "What do you mean, raped twice?"

"Well we're going back that way, aren't we?"

That's the fella :thumb:

Or the young nun who's distressed. Mother superior asks what happened.
"I've been graped" she sobs
"Don't you mean raped?" replies Mother Superior.

"No, there was a bunch of them"



bdm.tsh!
ithangkew!
take my wife!

Remember the Bobbit fella who's missus cut his wanger off some years ago?

It's not widely known the after she cut it off, she threw it out of the window and it bounced off the windscreen of a car being driven by two nuns.

One turned to the other and sais "Christ, did you see the size of the cock on that moth"

:lol1:

One of my favourites:

A bus full of Nuns is along a dangerous mountain road and its brakes give out around a particularly tight corner and crashes down into a ravine where it explodes, all of the Nuns are killed.

The Nuns arrive at the exclusive Nuns entrance to Heaven where they meet Saint Peter who is standing next to a font which is filled with Holy Water.

Saint Peter greets the Nuns and asks the first one in line, "Is any aspect of you impure in some way?"

The first Nun replies, "Well... I did once see a man's penis..."

Saint Peter tells her not to worry as the Holy Water will purify her vision, he then splashes some of the Holy Water onto her eyes and allows her into heaven.

He asks the second Nun the same thing who replies "I did once... touch a man's penis." Saint Peter then dips her hands in the Holy Water to purify her touch and then allows her into Heaven.

Saint Peter is then about to ask the third Nun the question when the Nun at the back charges through the line to the front looking very exasperated.

Saint Peter quickly asks, "What is the matter sister?"

The Nun replies "I just want to gargle it before Sister Susan dips her 4r5e in it!"

The problem with the two nuns joke is that it was never obvious why you'd use a bar of soap for that purpose, because you wouldn't. I therefore also laughed nervously the first time i heard it and then found out why it was supposed to be funny some time later...

Still don't find it funny....

Some of the others are VERY good though!! :D

i still dont get it:brickwall

but the one about saint peter made me wee a little.:)

Where's = What is the location of said peice of soap?

Wears = The erosion of the soap through vigerous rubbing (on what, we don't know :norty::norty:)

Any clearer?? :)