I have a leak
 

No not the kind you put in chicken pies, nor a personal leak from an orifice... :razz:

I have a leaking pipe behind my toilet that (until I manly found and turned the stop cock) was pissing water all over the bathroom floor.

Now, being tightfisted and poor, I wont call out a plumber on Sunday evening so am waiting until tomorrow to make the call...

It is making toileting tricky, there's enough water in the cistern for one flush... I can handle weeing in there and not flushing. Some would say that not flushing every widdle is good the for environment as it saves water...

Now, the problem is thus: I am a man. I like to poo. When I poo I poo with the thunder. My poos are invaraibly spectacular, enormous and smelly. If the job of professional pooer existed, I would be the poo equivalent of Tesco.
With this in mind, the question is, can I make it till tomorrow before my next thunderous sphincter release? :wonder:

Find out in my next exciting installment...

Off to the pub with you. Make sure you choose one you don't want to go back to again of course ...

Steve

Either that, or can you poo with such ferocity that it will find it's own way round the U-bend, removing the necessity to flush?

How did you do that then, use a deep voice and grunt a lot? :)

Ah... a ghost poo! :eek: :D

Abdabz just take a bucket of water to the lavvy to flush the offender away :thumb:

piss in the sink, **** in the garden

Whoever rated Abdabz post pink, I have just reversed that. It is a well known fact, men love to talk about their toilet habits and bottom noises, infact the louder the noise the more they like to talk about it :lol1:

Well I gave him a greener :thumb: :lol1:

Spade, hole, sorted :thumb:


(bonus points if its on your cat-owning neighbour's lawn :smug: )