I have a leak
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I have a leak
No not the kind you put in chicken pies, nor a personal leak from an orifice...
I have a leaking pipe behind my toilet that (until I manly found and turned the stop ****) was pissing water all over the bathroom floor.
Now, being tightfisted and poor, I wont call out a plumber on Sunday evening so am waiting until tomorrow to make the call...
It is making toileting tricky, there's enough water in the cistern for one flush... I can handle weeing in there and not flushing. Some would say that not flushing every widdle is good the for environment as it saves water...
Now, the problem is thus: I am a man. I like to poo. When I poo I poo with the thunder. My poos are invaraibly spectacular, enormous and smelly. If the job of professional pooer existed, I would be the poo equivalent of Tesco.
With this in mind, the question is, can I make it till tomorrow before my next thunderous sphincter release?
Find out in my next exciting installment...
I have a leaking pipe behind my toilet that (until I manly found and turned the stop ****) was pissing water all over the bathroom floor.
Now, being tightfisted and poor, I wont call out a plumber on Sunday evening so am waiting until tomorrow to make the call...
It is making toileting tricky, there's enough water in the cistern for one flush... I can handle weeing in there and not flushing. Some would say that not flushing every widdle is good the for environment as it saves water...
Now, the problem is thus: I am a man. I like to poo. When I poo I poo with the thunder. My poos are invaraibly spectacular, enormous and smelly. If the job of professional pooer existed, I would be the poo equivalent of Tesco.
With this in mind, the question is, can I make it till tomorrow before my next thunderous sphincter release?
Find out in my next exciting installment...
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Whoever rated Abdabz post pink, I have just reversed that. It is a well known fact, men love to talk about their toilet habits and bottom noises, infact the louder the noise the more they like to talk about it
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