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Eat My Dust 25 January 2002 02:19 AM

Hey Guys,

I'm struggling here.

What's that joke about the gynagoligist where the punchline is "Num, Num, Num!"

I need help - quick or I lose a bet ?!

EMD

RB170 25 January 2002 08:17 AM

I thought it was a joke about a tattoist????? a young ladie wants at tattoo or a piercing in a delicate area and he has to NUMB it :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I could be wrong

Mike

[Edited by RB170 - 1/25/2002 8:17:55 AM]

fast bloke 25 January 2002 09:45 AM

Babe is at the gynacoligist for whatever reason.
He says - this might be painful, do you want me to numb it
she says ok and lies back
he sticks his head down and goes num num num

Toerag 25 January 2002 09:54 AM

woman goes to doctor.
"Doctor, I'm beginning to worry that one of my breasts is much bigger than the other"
"I see," said the doctor "I'll have to weigh them to make sure, go behind the screen and take your blouse and bra off."
So she goes behind the screen, comes out and he jiggles her breasts "Wey-hey!!" (Make breast fondling/jiggling action with your hands whilst saying this bit.)

Another woman goes to the doctor.
"Doctor, I've got a terrible pain in my vagina."
"Aha, I'll have to numb it for you. Lie on the couch and remove your skirt/knickers." So she does and then he goes Num, num ,num!! (make actions of opening legs and muff-diving whilst saying this bit).

Top joke eh?

Eat My Dust 25 January 2002 10:20 AM

Thanks guys! Quality.

EMD


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