Online Petitions..
 

After signing the fuel duty petition, I've been looking through some of the others for a bit of a giggle - There are some classics there:

Exempt caravan owners from any proposed 4 by 4 tax

allow laser hair removal to be available for free on the NHS for the Transgendered

Force all citizen to unlock thier Wifi so that everyone can share a free internet everywhere

Ban the use of plastic hub-caps on cars as they are dangerous.

completely outlaw the manufacture, sale and use of cigarettes and all other tobacco products and classify them as Class-A illegal drugs

Give everyone in the UK a mini-pig

Allow the option to vote against any of the petitions on this website.

Outsource all MPs :confused:

Cancel Channel 4 Show Location Location Location

DESIGNATE A BUILDING FOR ORGY USE

Talk like Yoda whilst im Parliament. ( for the good of the nation) AND for a new Jedi Academy.


The rejected ones are best :lol1:

Mmmm... Incorrect the right hourable leader of the opposition is. Nothing new in his policies he shows. Good for nothing is he.


I think as petitions go, this pone has milage! :D

Allow the option to vote against any of the petitions on this website. - spot on IMO

Yep, I'd sign that one.

If there are more negative votes, the original proposer gets thrown in jail for wasting government resources.

I think the fact that all these joke petitions get put on the website demonstrates the fact that they are all, 100% ignored by the government.

Agreed with your opinion I am. Show them the way of the force we must.

The force strong in this one it is... will beat me in the twisties he must

Website useful, my arse is this.