My lass needs some tampons
 

But shes asleep at the moment so which ones should I go out an buy. I would go and get more of the ones shes got now but I cant find any packaging. Waking her up is a big no no as the reds make her evil! She WILL bite my head off if I wake her.

So what tampons should I buy her? Are they a bit like nappies for a woman so size matters? :wonder:

I need help guys!:o

Grow some balls you tw@t.

Why not ask her father?

What a pointless thread, you have too much time on your hands, go have a wank or get out some more.

Asked for this thread to be locked, serves not purpose other that to show the stupidity of the thread starter.

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get her a hstericalectomy, job done

It's our lass; you Southern shandy.

Get her to get the coil, job done :thumb: The last thing we need is you to be breeding. :D

Get some exhaust lagging and wrap it round some towrope ..... should do the job nicely :lol1:

At last someone gives a reply in line with the original post. Paul you really need to lighten up. I dont wank but I sure am a "Master-BAITER". Get it? :lol1:

whatever you northern monkey. Go get a job :lol1: :thumb:

master - maybe in your own 'ickle world;)

I would be careful about picking up on typo's mate, people in glass houses...

Did not take long for the ban :)

I have a job Audilover. I'm also educated and well-spoken. I'd sooner be a Northern Monkey though, than a common ill-educated f*ck-witted imbecile like you.

What you have accused audilover of being, is infact ironic in the basis that it describes the average northerner stereotype :) :D

Back again AL?

I am not AL :mad:

Funny, no posts from you since June '07 according to your profile, AL banned and you reappear.

maybe i put 2+2 and got 5, maybe not;)

Im a lurker

Thank fcuk the painters are in - means I'm in the clear! :D

Another wonderful thread ! :rolleyes:

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