AudiLover

But shes asleep at the moment so which ones should I go out an buy. I would go and get more of the ones shes got now but I cant find any packaging. Waking her up is a big no no as the reds make her evil! She WILL bite my head off if I wake her.

So what tampons should I buy her? Are they a bit like nappies for a woman so size matters?

I need help guys!

FlightMan

Grow some ***** you tw@t.

The Zohan

Why not ask her father?

What a pointless thread, you have too much time on your hands, go have a **** or get out some more.

Asked for this thread to be locked, serves not purpose other that to show the stupidity of the thread starter.

AudiLover

pauld37

j4ckos mate

get her a hstericalectomy, job done

Simon 69

It's our lass; you Southern shandy.

sti-04!!

Get her to get the coil, job done The last thing we need is you to be breeding.

pslewis

Get some exhaust lagging and wrap it round some towrope ..... should do the job nicely

AudiLover

At last someone gives a reply in line with the original post. Paul you really need to lighten up. I dont **** but I sure am a "Master-BAITER". Get it?

AudiLover

whatever you northern monkey. Go get a job

The Zohan

master - maybe in your own 'ickle world

I would be careful about picking up on typo's mate, people in glass houses...

Jamie

Did not take long for the ban

Simon 69

I have a job Audilover. I'm also educated and well-spoken. I'd sooner be a Northern Monkey though, than a common ill-educated f*ck-witted imbecile like you.

LordOfTheRings

What you have accused audilover of being, is infact ironic in the basis that it describes the average northerner stereotype

The Zohan

Back again AL?

LordOfTheRings

I am not AL

The Zohan

Funny, no posts from you since June '07 according to your profile, AL banned and you reappear.

maybe i put 2+2 and got 5, maybe not

LordOfTheRings

Im a lurker

wrx-kris

Thank **** the painters are in - means I'm in the clear!

NAF

Another wonderful thread !