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Just had a curious text....
... from an "ex"
Short version of a long story. Split with her about 4 years ago, stayed in touch until some choice stories got about and ruined what was left of the friendship. Annnnnnnyway.. About 6 months ago, realising I still had her number I dropped her a text to say hiya. After a few texts and apparently realising who it was.... she told me she was not happy talking to me, things have changed, she has moved on etc. Please delete her number... which I am fine about, so I did. Just got a text off her now, regarding her wedding dress. Was apparently for her mum, but for some reason im still in her phone book so she sent it to me in error. lol bizarre. Tbh im made up for her, great to see her happy and settling down. Just amuzed that im still in her phone book, while she is being so negative regarding talkin to me. Im glad I am though, in a strange way. I realise its an accidental on purpose thing, but not sure of the intention. Either way, it got my attention, but just made me smile, so no harm done lol. |
was no accident
subtly saying 'look at me im getting married...look what you missed out on' etc etc zzzzz :freak3: |
Originally Posted by Freak
(Post 7187175)
was no accident
subtly saying 'look at me im getting married...look what you missed out on' etc etc zzzzz :freak3: Women mate, try to make out you missed out. :cuckoo: |
:) You SHOULD feel GREAT!!..... let some other 'chump' get married :thumb:
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Would your name be near her mums in the address book?
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Reply "I'm gay...get over it".
:D Then ask her to post a pic of her hubby to be ;) |
Originally Posted by Bodgit
(Post 7187183)
Totally agree with this. I had this one done to me and when I ignored it I got the follow up text saying sorry for sending it by mistake.
Women mate, try to make out you missed out. :cuckoo: lol I got the "oops sorry" one about 45 seconds later :lol1: Yeah I suppose it could be a ner ner nerner ner sorta text. But like I say, its just made me happy for her, not jealous. Been with my missus for the past 4 1/2 years now, younger, less miles on her and a richer family :lol1: :luxhello: Just kiddin, thats not really my motive, we are just great together. |
When I broke up with my ex (of 10 years) in some bizarre deal, he kept my mobile phone and number. No worries, I told everyone my new number.
I then met & married my wonderful hubby (our anniversary today :luvlove: ). Didn't tell ex. He'd been getting tricky and it was none of his business anyway. Got a text from him a month or so later sorely miffed. Sis in Law had sent a text to my old mobile number asking what the name of the wine was we'd had at the wedding...... :rolleyes: :D |
Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
(Post 7187194)
:) You SHOULD feel GREAT!!..... let some other 'chump' get married :thumb:
ReallyReallyGoodMeat .......Would your name be near her mums in the address book? Reply "I'm gay...get over it". Then ask her to post a pic of her hubby to be As the the "im gay" bit.... not bad, but she knows for sure that I would really have had to change my ways..... although towards the end of the relationship......Hmmmm, some do say that makes you as good as gay!! :lol1: :norty: |
send her a txt back saying to get over you and delete your number
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle Whore
(Post 7187210)
When I broke up with my ex (of 10 years) in some bizarre deal, he kept my mobile phone and number. No worries, I told everyone my new number.
I then met & married my wonderful hubby (our anniversary today :luvlove: ). Didn't tell ex. He'd been getting tricky and it was none of his business anyway. Got a text from him a month or so later sorely miffed. Sis in Law had sent a text to my old mobile number asking what the name of the wine was we'd had at the wedding...... :rolleyes: :D lol now thats sour grapes if I ever heard it lol Get it ?? Aaah well. |
send her a text
"who are you?" |
Originally Posted by jjones
(Post 7187217)
send her a text
"who are you?" |
"Congratulations, Oh by the way have you been tested for chlamydia? Sure I mentioned it"
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
(Post 7187237)
"Congratulations, Oh by the way have you been tested for chlamydia? Sure I mentioned it"
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Originally Posted by Snazy
(Post 7187153)
... from an "ex"
Split with her about 4 years ago, stayed in touch until some choice stories got about and ruined what was left of the friendship.
Originally Posted by Snazy
Been with my missus for the past 4 1/2 years now
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Originally Posted by Rannoch
(Post 7187316)
Anyone else spot this?
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:lol1:
busted |
lol nope not a typo, and not busted at all ;)
Its good to have options. Never jump, just take large steps, always keeping one foot on the ground lol But thank you for taking the time to read the thread in such depth. |
"I've been shagging this other piece since you last had my nuts on your chin so stick that up your pipe, again"
:D |
Originally Posted by Norman D. Landing
(Post 7187455)
"I've been shagging this other piece since you last had my nuts on your chin so stick that up your pipe, again"
:D Only a slight crossover, forgivable im sure lol |
Ask her if she's still fat....
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Busted!!!
PMSL@Pierre |
Originally Posted by Norman D. Landing
(Post 7187455)
"I've been shagging this other piece since you last had my nuts on your chin so stick that up your pipe, again"
:D |
Get her pumped, on the morning of her wedding is the way i "would" ;) do it :norty: :D ;)
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Originally Posted by Snazy
(Post 7187153)
About 6 months ago, realising I still had her number I dropped her a text to say hiya, because I was getting absolutely nowhere with the opposite sex. After a few stalking type texts and apparently realising who it was.... she told me she was not happy talking to me and that she thought I was sad to contact her the way I did, things have changed, her new man has a huge knob, she has moved on emotionally and no longer likes sitting in reading comics etc. Please delete her number otherwise she'll call the police... which I am furious about really, as I loved her so much I have to admit I suffered from premature ejaculation for 2 years, anyway so I did. Just got a text off her now as I hadn't really deleted her number (how else did I know it was her), regarding her wedding dress that we had originally chosen together after seeing each other for 4 days. Was apparently for her mum, but for some 'safety' reason im still in her phone book so she sent it to me in error. lol bizarre as it's now stirred all my old feelings up and I feel like a tug in her memory. Tbh im fuming, to see her happy and settling down just infuriates me. Just amuzed that im still in her phone book for safety reasons, like I'm some kind of freak, while she is rightly being so negative regarding talkin to me I don't pose too much of a threat, only when mocked for having a really tiny penis. Im glad I have though, in a strange way. I realise its an accidental thing, but now I'm not sure of my intentions. Either way, it got my attention, but just made me feel like empty, so a fair bit of harm done lol. |
Spoon :nono:
:lol1: |
Maybe there's one last shag left in the tank?
One for the road, so to speak :D. Make sure she's wearing her wedding dress though. |
Originally Posted by Spoon
(Post 7187563)
About 6 months ago, realising I still had her number I dropped her a text to say hiya, because I was getting absolutely nowhere with the opposite sex. After a few stalking type texts and apparently realising who it was.... she told me she was not happy talking to me and that she thought I was sad to contact her the way I did, things have changed, her new man has a huge knob, she has moved on emotionally and no longer likes sitting in reading comics etc. Please delete her number otherwise she'll call the police... which I am furious about really, as I loved her so much I have to admit I suffered from premature ejaculation for 2 years, anyway so I did.
Just got a text off her now as I hadn't really deleted her number (how else did I know it was her), regarding her wedding dress that we had originally chosen together after seeing each other for 4 days. Was apparently for her mum, but for some 'safety' reason im still in her phone book so she sent it to me in error. lol bizarre as it's now stirred all my old feelings up and I feel like a tug in her memory. Tbh im fuming, to see her happy and settling down just infuriates me. Just amuzed that im still in her phone book for safety reasons, like I'm some kind of freak, while she is rightly being so negative regarding talkin to me I don't pose too much of a threat, only when mocked for having a really tiny penis. Im glad I have though, in a strange way. I realise its an accidental thing, but now I'm not sure of my intentions. Either way, it got my attention, but just made me feel like empty, so a fair bit of harm done lol. :D Just to make sure its understood, she kept my number, hers was and still is deleted from my phone (as per the injunction lol JOKE !!) I just recognised the last 3 digits. Have I opened an old wound for you :wonder: :luxhello: Just playin. One for the road, I dont think my missus would appreciate that these days, but the picture that paints is a good one I have to say :lol1: |
Originally Posted by Snazy
(Post 7187651)
lol very good and well written too, just how I should have put it if wasn't for the immense embarrassment of my work colleagues reading it. :lol1:
Just to make sure its understood, she kept my number for security reasons, hers was and still is deleted from my phone (as per the injunction) I just recognised the last 3 digits. (999) Had I just opened her old wound one more time. :( Just playing the skin piano excited me. One for the road, I dont think my missus would appreciate that these days, but the picture that paints is a good one I have to say :lol1: |
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