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ImNotAudiLover 01 June 2007 03:31 PM

Audi on diesel offensive
 
Coming soon to 2008 A4's, A5's and A6's.

Engine specs.

3.0 TDI V6
Quad Turbo (two small two big)
350HP

Also

3.0TDI V6 BlueTec

Ultra clean diesel to meet extremely stringent US regulations. (which equals much much less emissions)

260hp for this unit

BlueTec technology also applied to 2.0TDI making 204hp.


Now that audi diesel engines are being refreshed BMW is in big doo doo :D

And lets not forget audi's upcoming V12 TDI with an output of 500 bhp and 738 ft.-lbs.



Doesnt look good for the competition does it :D :notworthy :luxhello:

Matteeboy 01 June 2007 03:41 PM

It does because they'll spend all the money getting the dials looking nice and forget to spend any money on the chassis development.

ImNotAudiLover 01 June 2007 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6976758)
It does because they'll spend all the money getting the dials looking nice and forget to spend any money on the chassis development.

Is that why all the new audis have been beating the new BMW's around hockenheim and the nurburgring :lol1:

Keep making it up as you go along mate:thumb:

Matteeboy 01 June 2007 03:49 PM

Audis remind me of the US Army - Tonnes of firepower but no idea how to use it.

ImNotAudiLover 01 June 2007 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6976794)
Audis remind me of the US Army - Tonnes of firepower but no idea how to use it.

Say that when a 500hp diesel spunks all over your sh!tbox astra ;)

Matteeboy 01 June 2007 03:53 PM

At least I own a car.

I don't borrow a Ford Transit and a £2k old battered Merc.

And said 500bhp Audi will blast anything off.
Then crash into the next wall.

ImNotAudiLover 01 June 2007 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6976815)
At least I own a car.

I don't borrow a Ford Transit and a £2k old battered Merc.

And said 500bhp Audi will blast anything off.
Then crash into the next wall.

Is that how audi wins every racing championship its enters, by crashing into walls? I personally thought quattro was there precisely to stop such things;)

What a joke :cuckoo:

Matteeboy 01 June 2007 04:02 PM

Get a copy of Evo mag.
Read "the knowledge" - See how EVERY Audi falls down BIG time on it's handling except the new R8.

ImNotAudiLover 01 June 2007 04:06 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6976860)
Get a copy of Evo mag.
Read "the knowledge" - See how EVERY Audi falls down BIG time on it's handling except the new R8.

You do know that BMW pay EVO right ;)

In germany audi wins more awards for sporting cars in 2006 than BMW did. And the new audi's have been beating the new comparable BMW's hands down in comparos and more importantly around the racetrack.

Matteeboy 01 June 2007 04:08 PM

I'm off to argue with a nearby brick wall.

It listens more.
It responds more.
It is far cleverer.

It's driven more Audis than you.

jonc 01 June 2007 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by ImNotAudiLover (Post 6976782)
Is that why all the new audis have been beating the new BMW's around hockenheim and the nurburgring :lol1:

Keep making it up as you go along mate:thumb:

Nope BMW M3CLS is still faster than any Audi, the fastest Audi, the R8, is still 5 seconds slower around the the nurburgring!

Keep making it up as you go along mate :hjtwofing

ImNotAudiLover 01 June 2007 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by jonc (Post 6976901)
Nope BMW M3CLS is still faster than any Audi, the fastest Audi, the R8, is still 5 seconds slower around the the nurburgring!

Keep making it up as you go along mate :hjtwofing

:wonder:

My sources say the R8 with same quality tires as the CSL is 3 secs faster actually ;)

jonc 01 June 2007 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by ImNotAudiLover (Post 6976881)
You do know that BMW pay EVO right ;)

..and Audi doesn't? funnily enough, this months Evo has a 2007 Le Mans guide that is "printed in association with Audi".......which also coincides with Evo's review of the R8 :eek:

ImNotAudiLover 01 June 2007 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by jonc (Post 6976922)
..and Audi doesn't? funnily enough, this months Evo has a 2007 Le Mans guide that is "printed in association with Audi".......which also coincides with Evo's review of the R8 :eek:

So from that issue onwards I bet EVO will say alot more nice things about audi. Mark my words ;)

Matteeboy 01 June 2007 04:14 PM

and your source, Audilover is called AUDI MARKETING DEPT where you hang round every Friday afernoon, asking if they've got anymore posters you can have to w*** over.

We know they sometimes even let you sit in an A2 as well - Pretty thrilling.

monkeysan 01 June 2007 04:15 PM

because they were paid......


you are an idiot audibummer

jonc 01 June 2007 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by ImNotAudiLover (Post 6976911)
:wonder:

My sources say ......... ;)

:lol: ..your sources....:lol: :lol:

ImNotAudiLover 01 June 2007 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6976932)
and your source, Audilover is called AUDI MARKETING DEPT where you hang round every Friday afernoon, asking if they've got anymore posters you can have to w*** over.

We know they sometimes even let you sit in an A2 as well - Pretty thrilling.

Just wait till its independenly tested then by sport auto. RS4 at 1700kg is not far off the race prepared CSL. The R8 which is lighter and sportier will be faster.

And the R8 will still have a nice interior whilst doing so, unlike the race track ready CSL. ;)

Matteeboy 01 June 2007 04:18 PM

Okay lads, he's on the floor.
Shall we give him a last kick in the head or just leave him there to bleed?

Hang on, he's trying to get back up for more!

Jon - give him a last kick.

Nice one - some people never know when to back down.

ImNotAudiLover 01 June 2007 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6976946)
Okay lads, he's on the floor.
Shall we give him a last kick in the head or just leave him there to bleed?

Hang on, he's trying to get back up for more!

Jon - give him a last kick.

Nice one - some people never know when to back down.

And you are going to be a dad........? :lol:

Matteeboy 01 June 2007 04:23 PM

Knew it was above you AL.

Not hard to go over your head when it's usually stuck down a bog trying to unblock a turd in your "plumbing" job.

ImNotAudiLover 01 June 2007 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6976957)
Knew it was above you AL.

Not hard to go over your head when it's usually stuck down a bog trying to unblock a turd in your "plumbing" job.

My "plumbing" job allowed me to get a London mortgage at 19 ;)

How does it feel 19 and making more money than you :lol1:

jonc 01 June 2007 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by ImNotAudiLover (Post 6976939)
Just wait till its independenly tested then by sport auto. RS4 at 1700kg is not far off the race prepared CSL. The R8 which is lighter and sportier will be faster.

And the R8 will still have a nice interior whilst doing so, unlike the race track ready CSL. ;)

The R8 was independently tested by another magazine! 5 SECONDS SLOWER!! The CSL is was not race prepared, but factory standard, that is how Sport Auto test the cars! There's not escaping it AudiLooser, like your brain, AUDI's are SLOWER, thats right, S L O W E R ! !

Matteeboy 01 June 2007 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by ImNotAudiLover (Post 6976962)
My "plumbing" job allowed me to get a London mortgage at 19 ;)

How does it feel 19 and making more money than you :lol1:

You make well into a six figure sum AFTER tax and NI?

Must be a fine plumbing job.

ImNotAudiLover 01 June 2007 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by jonc (Post 6976964)
The R8 was independently tested by another magazine! 5 SECONDS SLOWER!! The CSL is was not race prepared, but factory standard, that is how Sport Auto test the cars! There's not escaping it AudiLooser, like your brain, AUDI's are SLOWER, thats right, S L O W E R ! !

You can talk about peoples brains when you cant even compute the simple english that im typing.

M3 CSL = A road legal track car on semi slicks, simple as that.
RS4 = Fast luxorious 4 door car on road tires
R8 = Luxurious premium sports car on road tires

When the R8 got tested on semi slicks, like ALL M3 CSL times are the R8 is FASTER!!!!!!!!!!

ImNotAudiLover 01 June 2007 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6976977)
You make upwards of £800 a day?

Must be a fine plumbing job.

My company makes 1000's a day and im only 22 ;)

Matteeboy 01 June 2007 04:35 PM

Yes and the R8 has two seats and is an out and out "super" car.
The M3 CSL is ALSO a damn fine saloon.

Matteeboy 01 June 2007 04:36 PM

Your company or is that Daddys company?

22 - You act 12.

ImNotAudiLover 01 June 2007 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6976977)
You make well into a six figure sum AFTER tax and NI?

Must be a fine plumbing job.

I thought you were a freelance journalist. You dont make that, otherwise you wouldnt be living in cornwall, as there is nothing to report there, and you wouldnt drive a crappy astra. And you wouldnt have said that a 30 grand car is a expensive car to you.

You have been caught out, liar :lol:

ImNotAudiLover 01 June 2007 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6976995)
Your company or is that Daddys company?

22 - You act 12.

My company. ;)

Old man in a completely different line of work from me.

What can I say, alot of hard work and a bit of luck pays off :D


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