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hail-hail 12 February 2007 01:43 PM

Chrysler Dealer - Brain Dead?????
 
Was booked in to test drive the 300c on Saturday, quite looking forward to it.
However got a call on Saturday morning from the salesman.

"Sorry, but we have sold the demostrator that you were due to drive. We have no more cars available to test drive and no more due in until mid March"

"So how are you expecting to sell cars if people cannot test drive them"

"eeerrrrmmmmm, would you like me to phone you when we have one available"

"Don't bother, I'll go else where"

Is it just me or is this sales suicide, how on earth do they expect to sell cars. Chrysler are in the middle of a tv campaign now, surely a number of sales/leads would be generated form this. Yet this dealer deide to sell his only demonstrator......................strange.

Jap2Scrap 12 February 2007 02:21 PM

A bird in the hand...

hail-hail 12 February 2007 03:59 PM

I may be wrong, but I rekon they would have the chance at a few more than one bird in the bush over the next 5 or so weeks....

sti-04!! 12 February 2007 10:42 PM

Hail - Hail was that M****y ??

Nice cars, bit wallowy & the interior is cheap. Exterior is fantastic & the diesel pulls well.

brickboy 13 February 2007 09:00 AM

was in Kings of Stockport last week, they had more 300s (saloon & tourer) than you could shake a stick at. BIG car, nice interior too

Andy M3 13 February 2007 09:28 AM

Take it as a sign, buy a BMW.

hail-hail 13 February 2007 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by Andy M3 (Post 6652814)
Take it as a sign, buy a BMW.

Got an X5 4.4 Sport now, really struggling to find something better!

Moonloops 13 February 2007 02:57 PM


Originally Posted by hail-hail (Post 6653361)
Got an X5 4.4 Sport now, really struggling to find something better!

How's the depreciation on that going :thumb:

Andy M3 13 February 2007 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by hail-hail (Post 6653361)
Got an X5 4.4 Sport now, really struggling to find something better!

Are you just looking for change?

AudiLover 13 February 2007 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by hail-hail (Post 6653361)
Got an X5 4.4 Sport now, really struggling to find something better!


So you went to a chrysler dealership?:lol1:

300c, makes you think of a bentley but drives like a thames barge floats on water.

Blueblaster 13 February 2007 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by AudiLover (Post 6654303)
So you went to a chrysler dealership?:lol1:

300c, makes you think of a bentley but drives like a thames barge floats on water.

AudiLover, please explain how you know a 300c drives like a Thames barge floats on water?

Also please explain why you think a visit to a Chrysler dealership in search of a new car is funny.

AudiLover 13 February 2007 04:30 PM


Originally Posted by Blueblaster (Post 6654347)
AudiLover, please explain how you know a 300c drives like a Thames barge floats on water?

Also please explain why you think a visit to a Chrysler dealership in search of a new car is funny.

1. They handle like a obese swine.
2. Its an american car company. We all know yanks cant make cars that are competent in a wide range of categories, instead of being mediocre at one, and poo at all the others. (the 300c is comfortable and thats the only thing its got going for it, oh and the price.)

Blueblaster 13 February 2007 04:44 PM


Originally Posted by AudiLover (Post 6654385)
1. They handle like a obese swine.
2. Its an american car company. We all know yanks cant make cars that are competent in a wide range of categories, instead of being mediocre at one, and poo at all the others. (the 300c is comfortable and thats the only thing its got going for it, oh and the price.)

AudiLover, please expand on your verdict of the 300c's handling characteristics - having never ridden an obese swine I am unfamilar with the way they handle. Do you ride obese swine often?

Also, how do you know that the only redeeming features of the 300c are it's price and comfort? Have you extensively road tested one?

AudiLover 13 February 2007 04:48 PM


Originally Posted by Blueblaster (Post 6654439)
AudiLover, please expand on your verdict of the 300c's handling characteristics - having never ridden an obese swine I am unfamilar with the way they handle. Do you ride obese swine often?

Also, how do you know that the only redeeming features of the 300c are it's price and comfort? Have you extensively road tested one?


I was gonna get one, but got the E class instead:thumb:

Blueblaster 13 February 2007 04:52 PM


Originally Posted by AudiLover (Post 6654457)
I was gonna get one, but got the E class instead:thumb:

I see. The E-Class is a very nice car. Did people laugh at you when you went to the Chrysler dealership to carry out your extensive test drive. You did go for a test drive, didn't you?

AudiLover 13 February 2007 04:58 PM

I did. I find the 300c to look very nice on the outside. Reminds me so much of a bentley which was the attraction. Disapointing drive though.

Blueblaster 13 February 2007 05:01 PM


Originally Posted by AudiLover (Post 6654491)
I did. I find the 300c to look very nice on the outside. Reminds me so much of a bentley which was the attraction. Disapointing drive though.

I see. Thank you. So the 300c is a good value, comfortable car that is disappointing to drive. Please elaborate on your statement that in every other area it was "poo".

AudiLover 13 February 2007 05:04 PM


Originally Posted by Blueblaster (Post 6654499)
I see. Thank you. So the 300c is a good value, comfortable car that is disappointing to drive. Please elaborate on your statement that in every other area it was "poo".

Interior poo, handling poo, economy poo, depreciation poo, build quality poo.:thumb:

Blueblaster 13 February 2007 05:07 PM

Thank you.

AudiLover 13 February 2007 05:10 PM

Your welcome :D

kwirkle 30 April 2007 05:18 PM

I saw one parked up at night with dinky blue downlighters under the sills...
I think he was checking on his working girls or maybe awaiting a delivery of finest Columbian.

EddScott 30 April 2007 06:56 PM

E-Class = 300c

Same thing is it not?

fatscoobfella1 30 April 2007 07:25 PM


Originally Posted by EddScott (Post 6883394)
E-Class = 300c

Same thing is it not?

No........the 300c looks a lot better,and doesnt have incontinence seat option for its very very elderly owners..

AudiLover 30 April 2007 10:55 PM


Originally Posted by fatscoobfella1 (Post 6883493)
No........the 300c looks a lot better,and doesnt have incontinence seat option for its very very elderly owners..

The current e-class craps all over the 300c in every department.

The old e-class, on which the 300c gets its chassis from is also inferior in everyway. The yanks somehow managed to cock the chassis up giving the 300c a abysmal ride and handling.

Laughable, no wonder mercedes is selling chrysler :lol1:

fatscoobfella1 01 May 2007 07:32 AM

Laughable is only a statement you could make and keep your face straight.

CrisPDuk 02 May 2007 04:58 AM


Originally Posted by Blueblaster (Post 6654439)
having never ridden an obese swine I am unfamilar with the way they handle. Do you ride obese swine often?

You need to ask MrsD:thumb:

She told me that she rides one on a regular basis:(


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