IS YOUR WIFE JEALOUS OF YOUR SCOOBY
 

:cuckoo: :cuckoo: My wife locked the door on me tonight,It was a nice day yesterday so i give the scoob the weekly polish and hoover along with the daily in and out of the door routine using every excuse in the book "daft " i know but i,ll tell her anything to go out in the car ,:lol1::lol1::lol1: I went out tonight in it to go visit a pal in hospital but beforehand i gave it a buffing off on the drive which took about four hours :):):),Any way, On the way back it started to rain and the spray of the traffic always dry,s mucky"Especially as it,s red" So i pulled out the hosepipe only to hear her shout,You and that fcuking car,you think more of that car than you do of me,Which is total bull****!!!I,d say it,s about 50/50 :norty::norty::norty::norty: So i proceeded to hose of the scoob and And she shoved her head out of the door and said,Don,t forget your polish,In a sarcastic Manner,So i decide i would just chamois it instead just to keep the peace!!. When i finished i tried to open the front door and she just smirked out of the window and said You spend all f,ing day in it ,Just f,ing sleep in it,So i thought,fcuk you.I,ll go for a drive,And after about 45 mins i returned,She unlocked the door straight after i left ,or so she said but now she,s not speaking, Oh i love peace and quiet as she as now hit the bath and will go to bed to leave me on s,net,:Whatever_:Whatever_:Whatever_..
Does anyone else get this much grief or am i being too selfish :confused::confused::confused:
I don,t think so :norty::norty::norty:

yup, but i clean the bike more than the car, but get the same ****, but then, she`ll spend 4 hrs doing her thing, model sites etc, so go figure, its alright for her to spend 4 hrs doing her thing, but not me ?!?!?!

Not at all mate, welcome to 'the brotherhood of the misunderstood men'. Some women will never understand that to some people their cars are life and death, to others like us they are much more important!:thumb:

I make my hubby loads of tea's and coffees while he cleans and polishes our baby:luvlove:
I sit on our doorstep chat to him and point out the bits he's missed...oh and fill up the warm buckets of water and shampoo and fetch all the products for him.

It's a labour of love on both our parts:luxhello: and i don't resent a thing, I'm sure I'm not alone ladies.....

No but my car did get jealous of my girlfriend once :cuckoo:


Ever seen a film called "Christine" :D

would be interesting to find out the lads/ladies with kids and without, who gets the more jealous/resentfull of blokes cleaning their cars for 3 hrs !!

hmmmmm

Nope, my husband has no interest in mine :D

the hairy side me thinks, put a few things straight and set some ground rules,


firstly, take her door key off her lol

I was outside the house a couple of weeks ago giving my baby the weekly detail and I got a text on my phone and when I opened the text it was from the missus asking why I never pay that much attention to her. Firstly what a waste of 10p and secondly she will never understand.
I love her. But the scoob only talks back in a good way........

My girlfriend gets jelous of the amount of time i spend with your wife :D

Try spending 4 hours rubbing her down and she will soon send you out to do the car!!!

she likes you polishing the car as she can keep an eye on you.

Could be worse, you could be down the pub/betting shop

top tip - ban her from watching Eastenders all week and only let her see the omnibus. Gives you a couple of hours stress free.
:norty:

you are clearly doing it wrong if your Mrs doesnt like you rubbing her down, send her round to me, you will never hear another complaint from here again whilst your rubbing the car down, or just simply rubbing one out lol:norty:

Only reason my wife complains about me cleaning the car is because she'd rather be out driving it.

If I read this right, you spent hours cleaning your car during the day, then 4 hours buffing it before going out, then it rained so you cleaned it again when you got home. :(

I'd buy her some nice chocolates to apologise if I were you. :)

or go and see a doctor........

Haha, don't you just love women who are in touch with their masculine side!!!

pmsl

i have had this bollocks as well, although i have never been locked out.

most women just want a **** car to crash into things and leave outside the fooken flower shop

My wife TELLS me to get out the house and 'play' with my cars as I 'irritate' her if I am in the house as I cannot sit still!!!

Still, she brings me a piece and a drink outside and usually sits and watches and chats for a while.

She also loves the looks we get when it is nice and shiny and for this reason often encourages me to get it polished!!!

Finally, she likes to wave from the bedroom when I am out polishing in an attempt to pul me away from my work - it is a difficult dimema sometimes - finish polishing the car or get my Nat King Cole!!!

no problems here, the wife bought me the turbo for xmas so all happy

Both me and my fella have got Scoobys so no jealousy there. He's my own personal carwasher, and every Saturday morning he's there cleaning them both for hours on end! :lol1:

Cheryl

Your perfect. :luvlove:

My Mrs always complains i give my car more attention than her aswell.

Funny that, My wife used to complain all the time

" you spend more time on that car then with me!!"
"you care more about that effing car than either me or the kids"
"you spend too much money"

Yadda yadda....

and that is why she is my ex wife :D

there are times when yes i think the bf thinks more of his cars then he does about me, but now he has got a way of getting out of trouble with me.

he gets our son to clean it instead now!!!!!


hows that then?

Ahh bless, aint you good :)

Reminds me of my mrs :thumb:

CRX-Ownage - my wife has a CRX VT... £4K for a 15 year old car so theres no way she can complain about what I spend on mine.

mines jealous as fcuk:rolleyes:

Just me and the car at the moment, too skint to run the car AND a steady bird:cuckoo:

Having said that, most birds seem happy enough to be taxid about in one.