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2F2F on now - P.O.S
Just watched the opening 10 minutes of this crap :cuckoo: What utter tosh :freak3:
4 supposedly highly tuned cars thrashing it down a straight road for about 30s and at the end of it in 26th gear :rolleyes: a close up of the speedo showed 80mph :wonder: then they all switch on the NOS to jump a bridge at 160 :hjtwofing and after flying about 80ft at a height of 40ft plus, the only damage on landing was one loosing a front bumper :brickwall I thought the 1st film was bad but has the director of this tripe ever actually driven a car :wonder: I just need to work out whether to watch the rest and waste another 2 hours of my life or prepare a legal bid for compensation for the 10 minutes already lost :iamwithst |
has this just came out??????
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forgot to add sarcastic looking smiley ;)
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could have saved you the time (and I havent even seen it), why because the first one has to be one of the worst films *ever* made. Yeah ok people say you have to suspend belief and just enjoy, I can suspend belief when watching highlander and consider it one of my all time faves, the problem with this POS is that it *tries* to be authentic and it is just fecking hopeless!
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Check the speedo during the drag race, i think they go over 80 ;)
Also you might want to search for this film on here, its been covered countless times... :D |
lol :D fast motoring!
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Originally Posted by 16vmarc
Check the speedo during the drag race, i think they go over 80 ;)
Also you might want to search for this film on here, its been covered countless times... :D |
Don't watch it then!! :rolleyes:
I still find it funny that Americans think that 100mph is fast! :o |
I love the clutch close ups too. Unlike them its a regular occurance for us!
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I've not seen 2F2F but I think there is one other film that MUST be worse.
'Driven' with Sylvester Stallone. Absolutely incredible POS. For instance, the race cars (like KART/F1 cars) have key ignition :lol1: When racing two KART/F1 cars through the downtown streets of the city at over 100 mph they are talking to each other by shouting across from one open cockpit car to another :lol1: And some driver goes round a track throwing out coins which he then proceeds to powerslide/handbrake turn over on the next lap to show off his precision driving :lol1: Ooh, and nearly forgot, the race control monitors flashing up DANGER, DANGER in red letters when he was coming up too fast for a corner!!!!!!!! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: UNREAL!!! |
I must admit i enjoyed the first one and still do :o BUT!! the 2nd is a load of shwite :lol1:
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Watched twenty odd minutes of the first one, knowing it would be sh1te, but was impressed by how sh1te they had managed to make it. Couldn't sit through twenty minutes of the second one, far too much grass to watch grow!
The yanks probably think this is the height of authenticity. Everything here is automatic and handles like a blamanche, a VW Passat is a luxurious, exotic car compared to the tripe most people drive, and everyone sits with cruise control at 54mph on open, wide, empty straight roads! |
There's some classic lines in both. :)
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A fast and the furious 10 second car in the film
<on the line> <GO> <Screeeeeeeeeeach> <baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp> <baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp> <10 seconds elapsed, glances between the drivers> <CLUNK, 2nd gear> <speedo shown to jump from 40-65mph in 2 seconds> <baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaarp> <flashing computer monitor with techno stuff showing> <ooooooh, manifold is mighty hot> <glance> <baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaarp <further 15 elapsed> <Clunk 3rd> <baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp> <"No way Man" and glance> <clunk 4th> <barp> <clunk 5th> <barp> <Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh NOS system activated> <BAAAAAAAAAAAARP> <sly smile> <further 20s elapsed> <Speedo jumps quickly from 120-140mph> <baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp> <clunk 9th(ish) gear> <clunk> <BEEPS and warnings> <Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp> <random part of car fall off and unrelated to 'failing' components> <Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaarp> <cross the line> <TOTAL TIME 65 seconds> Real 10s car flat out <Constant revs sitting on launch control> <GO> <chirp, squeel> <WAAAAAH> <BANG> <Twitch> <WAAAAAAAAAAH> <BANG> <WAAAAAAAAAAAAH> <BANG> <WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH> <Thunders over line at 150mph> <TOTAL TIME: 10 seconds surpisingly!> |
Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
A fast and the furious 10 second car in the film
<on the line> <GO> <Screeeeeeeeeeach> <baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp> <baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp> <10 seconds elapsed, glances between the drivers> <CLUNK, 2nd gear> <speedo shown to jump from 40-65mph in 2 seconds> <baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaarp> <flashing computer monitor with techno stuff showing> <ooooooh, manifold is mighty hot> <glance> <baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaarp <further 15 elapsed> <Clunk 3rd> <baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp> <"No way Man" and glance> <clunk 4th> <barp> <clunk 5th> <barp> <Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh NOS system activated> <BAAAAAAAAAAAARP> <sly smile> <further 20s elapsed> <Speedo jumps quickly from 120-140mph> <baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp> <clunk 9th(ish) gear> <clunk> <BEEPS and warnings> <Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp> <random part of car fall off and unrelated to 'failing' components> <Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaarp> <cross the line> <TOTAL TIME 65 seconds> Real 10s car flat out <Constant revs sitting on launch control> <GO> <chirp, squeel> <WAAAAAH> <BANG> <Twitch> <WAAAAAAAAAAH> <BANG> <WAAAAAAAAAAAAH> <BANG> <WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH> <Thunders over line at 150mph> <TOTAL TIME: 10 seconds surpisingly!> |
My favourite part was the flames from the exhausts. Not just the odd lick of flame, but full on afterburner flames all the time. Quality.
And that Suki woman. Was she weird looking or what? |
Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
And that Suki woman. Was she weird looking or what?
http://www.erikapalomino.com.br/imag...d/Lenny13..jpg Steve |
Fathers Japanese and mothers German-English....
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The copper is good lookin tho :D
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A mate who I worked with in New York was the main ocation scout for the first one, and was offered the part to do the second. He read the script and refused to work on it because it was so ****. I still watched it though because it's a bit of fun but did push the boundaries.
Has to be said the first one was class in the Civic's going under the 18-wheeler (which was jacked up a lot if I recall). There is a third one under discussion which is supposed to go back to the basics of the first rather than the crap of the second one. Did not cost much to make but made a fortune on the first one which is why they got straight into a second one... |
Originally Posted by V1CK1
The copper is good lookin tho :D
http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multime...st_2_6099a.jpg ;) |
eva mendes...clout out moment in training day iirc..?!
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If I'm reading THIS correctly, it actually MADE money :eek:
Production budget $76m Marketing $40m Total $116m Domestic (US) gross $127m Oversees $109m Total $236m Which means it made $120m gross (don't know where that leaves it net :wonder: ) $50m in its opening weekend was probably on the back of the 1st being at least watchable drivel, I bet ticket sales plummited the week after :D |
torque...now theres a film...!!!
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Originally Posted by brihoppy
eva mendes...clout out moment in training day iirc..?!
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
You do recall correctly :D Just Googled it :norty: :lol1:
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I watched it, i may not watch it agian or buy the dvd but it was a bit of eye candy.
Some good driving except the street races that looked like they where lifted from two six years olds playing a racing game on a PS2. How may gearchanges?!? NOS activated and it looked like engaging warp drive on the enterprise. some nice cars, girlies some good driving and a completely implausable story. |
Watched it once and only becuase my GF bought it for me - heart was in the right place but coming home with Le-Mans or being the first to find Grand Prix on DVD would have meant serious bed action and marriage. As it was I barely held my tongue and she knew it was bad after 10 seconds.
Bet everyone can't wait for No. 3 to come out later this year? :) |
Best bir of 2f2f must be when they launched the old yank car onto the boat at the end!
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Originally Posted by boxst
http://pictureshq.net/albums/devon_aoki/bazaar1099.jpg
http://www.erikapalomino.com.br/imag...d/Lenny13..jpg Steve MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM i loved the film & so does my boy. My car >>>>>>>>>v http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ymotor7829.jpg Baz :) |
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