How do you get Turkey Ham?
 

Seen this in the adverts...

You either have Ham, which is PORK or
Turkey a bird.

So how do you get turkey ham then?

Darren

P.S. i hope this is in the right place?

Ham is beef? Hope you are not a Muslim

When did Ham come from beef ?

Has this got anything to do with Pea & ham.....from a chicken. lol

Turkey ham is the cured thigh meat I think.

Sorry i got mixed up.
Whay i ment to say was Ham is pork and turkey is from a bird, so how do you get turkey ham???

Darren

P.S> im a CHRISTIAN

its all reconstituted lips, eyelids and arsehole

walk into KFC -
what pieces of chicken do you sell?
all pieces sir
OK - Gimme two faces

you get a pig to **** a turkey...

I just dont see what is wrong with cook some meat, slice it, sell it.

What next? BaconBeef, ChickenCod, DonkeyHam ?

Ham is made from hocks of pork that are cured in brine (and various other 'secret' ingredients) for anything up to a couple of months.
I assume Turkey ham is what you get when you do the same with turkey legs?

I dont know about you guys but all this talk of ham and turkey has my mouth watering for a fat tasty baguette. *homer simpson drool*

I think turkey ham comes from Tesco. I saw it in there the other day

They do indeed, in fact we buy it from Tescos!

Now corned beef..... why would any self repecting cow allow that be done to them!! :eek:

You don't understand. The cows like it!
Its a good way of getting rid of the Cows corns, and making money at the same time :)

That is so corney! :lol1:


DonkeyHam?!? Sounds more like a small town in middle England!

Interesting point.... What about hamburgers? They're made of beef, aren't they...??

Maybe it's made in the same way a turducken (a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey btw)

Windyboy.

Real burgers were originally made of cows from the German city of Hamburg, which were fed in accordance with the ancient by-law there that allows cows to graze in the city-centre parks. As referred to in that slightly less famous JFK speach "Ich bin ein Hamburger".

Everything else is beefburgers, except certain fast-food outlets, which can only be called burgers on account of not being able to (or wanting to) identify what is inside them.

didnt the president say 'ich bin ein berliner' which means 'i am a jam doughnut'???

Mmmmmm :D (Homer mode for me too) Jam Doughnut's :thumb:

May I have this corner?

Doughnuts (plural) doesn't take an apostrophe, BTW. :)

Are you sure? :Suspiciou ;)

You can get all sorts of fillings in a doughnut, why not apostrophes? :p Or should I make that apostrophe's ;)

All they do to make turkey ham is to mince/mix the cured pork and turkey meat together, then just pump it into a bag or mould and cook, and that's how you get turkey ham. Here end'th the lesson.:D

CRAFT