If your Ruf is too slow.....
 

Think I'll change me user name to blotthehawkslayer:D
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I reckon the americans do their performance testing by eye - they always seem to be able to get "unusual" figures. Guess it's the same with their BHP figures too - no doubt that noble would probably have 400whp on their dynos ;)

:eek2: eeeekk!!!


pray tell have you changed your motor then young man ;)

Why would he need to change his car? It just officially got quicker:p

Tis true hawkslayer my son and forsooth, mine is not heavy and slow like the 3R, tis such a shame that Rufs are only allowed out when it's sunny and dry and must not go within 20 miles of a track.

Gauntlet thrown.........

blot.... it took you 6 mins to log out, log in, log out and re-log in again.... its a good job your cars fast :hjtwofing


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Don't know what you're talking about, I nipped out for a ten mile drive...

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Eh oop, Harry... :)

http://www.retro-experience.co.uk/atarist/gauntlet.html

hawk throws down the gauntlet "cyber style"

smack ;)


Going out on a wet day :cry:

We shall have to rename blot aka moses as miracles do happen to your no hyper-speed car:notworthy


as to going within 20 miles of a track ?? what about those private test tracks we own:thumb:

hawk

Written evidence at last that porker drivers do indeed believe they own the roads:D:D

Next you will be saying those times don't reflect the true abilities of the car, what about the twisties, yardy yardy yah

Gauntlet thrown back again to press your car's 'DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON' button.................what is it called again? is it the PMSL button???

Is that all the plastic bathtub can do ;) Witness a 2.5 tonner doing it quicker http://www.treynor.com/S600-ridealong.wmv

Course, what that doesn't show is the six parachutes to stop it within another quarter of a mile, the huge spin it went into when it had to turn round (eek a corner!) and what actually gives this away as a fake, is the lack of advertising on the car for the drivers chain of salons...........just another pretender like those ruf beetles............:D

Now, where did I leave that private test track ? Oh yes, I left it 10 miles south of Scnuthorpe on March 26th (or April 2nd :rolleyes: ). Both parties invited, only condition is I must scrutineer both vehicles by performing several laps at very high speed ;)

Serious gauntlet settler. I really mean it. You are both expected to attend :D

More details please of march?

Don't forget Corradoboy, if this is at a circuit, you will have had to arrange a team of servants to brush the track with dustpan and brush, washed it, and painted a 'ruf lane only' and arranged for not a cloud in the sky within 100 miles of the british isles for the hallowed stuttgart shed to make an appearance.
Need to be careful now tho as secret pics of hawk track testing have just come through............
http://www.motorbase.com/pictures/co...e-be-fvmax.jpg

Details are ; 3rd WYIOC trackday at Rallydrive. Still finalising details, but it should see 20+ Scoobs & Evos (plus owt else that fancies it) having free reign of the basic but adequate circuit for the whole day at minimal cost.

As for all that special treatment, when I had a ride in Pauls car it was dark, damp and quite dismal. The thing went like stink though :cool: 70 to 1 <cough> hund <cough> irty ahem, ah that's better, was mighty impressive. The standing start on a greasy surface certainly put my Scoob to shame, I'd estimate it just under 4s, so I can't wait for a dry go :D

Is that Howard whatsisname's place? in the middle of nowhere and very cold with but a hut and a one bar fire for comfort? Still interested but not sure it's fit for a ruf.....

Only time he's been spotted in it recently, it was looking suspiciously polished and shiny.
http://www.dreamscar.com/images/bann...page_small.jpg
When Paul tried my car, he struggled to find the stability control button, the 4 wd and the anti lock brakes, for goodness sakes, it hasn't even got leather or a built in phone........it also wasn't as officially quick as it is now, given that mine is a svelt 950kg as opposed to the lardy arsed 1050kg of the 3R:p

http://www.dreamscar.com/images/banniereCadres/frontpage_small.jpg

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lmao

quality there blotster.......

I may indeed have a look down at the WYIOC day but may not run?? the track didn't seem very 305/30/18 freindly!!!!!!!

Indeed i have been driving around quite a bit lately unfortunately I had to park the car up for two days due to "severve fly damage";)


Hawk

this one i think you will agree is far better


http://www.fastdrive.org/porsche/golf_car_1.php

Thought you're good lady already had one of those chauffeur driven each visit to Tescos?

Hawk arrived at the track and suddenly realised the drawback of his comical tyre size......... http://www.photoarchives.co.uk/archi...y01/aaa411.jpg

LOL

it was however soon apparent that the noble had met it's kit car match. ;)

http://www.jamesbirrell.ca/images/soapbox/index.htm

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Right you two, put your Porkers where you're mouths (or should that be keyboards :confused: ) are !

The challenge, should you choose to accept it, takes place HERE.

Come on, let's see the colour of your money ;)

Don't you swear at me young man! Porker my @rse (no, don't!)

I notice that HawktheCARPOLISHER is down as a spectator:Whatever_ told you you would have to paint the circuit to get a porsche out on it........

May well be tempted out to this.

come on blotster you know it makes sense :D

anyway who else could I hurl abuse at. ;)