Serious thread about what to get the Mrs for Xmas
 

No rampant rabbit related suggestions thanks!!

I've been on Girlstuff and most of it is rubbish or fitness related and I can't be arsed with the hassle off trawling shops!

cheers

seriousley,the rampant rabbit is a good idea, but get her a pair of slippers for the main present.



































......if she doesn't like the slippers she can go and fcuk herself :D

:D

cant afford the batteries

Tickets to a show like riverdance or something

how romantic of you ;) :D

A different angle,

Thanks

any ideas for sub £40 to put under the tree to make up present numbers?

does she like films? couple of dvd's. perhaps a bit of jewlery of some sort.

Forget the rampant rabbit, help her to put the 'tree up'.......:norty:

:lol: .

Sub £40, well, does she read? if so the latest book by her fave author, some cd's of music she likes, maybe some dvds.

What you get her depends on what she's into. I've had girls ask for a new iron, and no, I'm not joking, and yes, I did buy it, was one of those all singing all dancing type things. Seem to recall she got a washer/dryer for her birthday as well :D

Heartless? no, she said that is what she wanted. Romantic? oh of course not, but as some say "it's the thought that counts"

How about some scented bubble bath? facial scrub type stuff. Or £40 might get you a treatment at a spa for her.

If you want to get really soppy, you could make up fake "gift vouchers", something like "Entitles the bearer to a limitless shopping spree @ <insert shopping center name, or fancy shop name>" Some could see this as being somewhat lazy, but again, it is the thought element.

I've always found it hard to know what to get the ladies. Sparkly stuff is always appreciated, well, as long as it's not from Argos :D Sometimes something small, not that expensive will "win" over a massive expensive gift. Depends on the girl.

Scalextric ! :D




[edit] Audi TT racing edition of course !

shopping for flat cocks is beyond tedious, what makes it all the more difficult is knowing that whatever you buy them is usually just for show, and has no practical use whatsoever. £30 for a bottle of something that stinks?

stand up for your beliefs at christmas, and touch her heart, buy her dishwasher.

I am also at a disadvantage, because my GF is going out with me - I mean, what do you buy a woman that has everything? :rolleyes: <barf> :D

try www.asos.com

Great suggestion from Markus, give her a facial for xmas ;):D

LOL, maybe a typo also:

"If you want to get really soapy"

Mine just buys stuff with my card, says you can get me that for Christmas for about 4 months and then asks what I am going to get her.

pmsl. Add 'kleenex' to the list of things, to help clear up after the 'facial' unless she is a good girl and swallows.

Markus - you do add a touch of class to these threads :rolleyes:

Perfume - 1/2 pint of what she uses. Never fails.

David - cheeky bugger! I had a 'nice' post earlier, twas SB who turned it around :p it's all his fault honest :D

ive bought mine loads of cd`s and this

http://www.firebox.com/index.html?di...roduct&pid=958
tried it out in the room and its fooken amazing!!!

have to say, its not like sum cheap lava lamp from the market, its actualy built really well and feels like its worth more then £2.99

remove all the covers and place it into the center of the room and the ceiling and walls go crazy!!

http://www.firebox.com/pic/p958ex2.jpg



now *that* is impressive, is it three phase or 2 stroke?

Thanks all

some top ideas, the lamp looks very good

one current joke present being the Lady entilement kit from iwantoneofthose,

she has made a hint i picked up on of some nice pyjamas (something sexy apparantly) and some under wear, so i'll be the embarrased looking bloke int he knicker section this friday!!

I think she will see through the scaletrix!! :)

www.figleaves.com

Elle McPherson stuff .


Sorted.

Nice :D

Blokes! :rolleyes: Hopeless the lot of you!! You're married to the woman - and you ask a bunch of strangers for ideas? then maybe a divorce would be the thing she'd welcome most!

Blimey DBW :eek:

Better than doing nowt!!

DBW do you know what your fella is getting?

body armour probably

:D:D:D:D

I'm sure she'd be more than happy with an '05 STi