Operation Jasper Sting

Operation Garden Storm

Sorry Nimbus - I'm just a bit of a bubble blowing, daisy waving hippie drop out (in a capitalist sort of a way with my WRX - but it does have daisies on the window :) )

If she knows not to go near the hole then the wasps should leave her alone. In my many encounters with wasps I only ever got stung once and that was when I sat on one, so you can hardly blame it really - (I would have stung me in the circumstances! :D )

Hope the the plan works OK and you don't get too badly burned. Perhaps you shouldn't be warning your daughter to stay away from the hole - more stay away from the fecking great creator I'm about to blow in the lawn! :D Who knows, maybe you'll find oil!!

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How about "Operation Buzz Off"

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(I am not assisting or condoning the actual action you understand....)

Just thinking you may as well get a couple of sausages out and have a bit of a barbie while you're on.....

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PMSL at this thread - "Operation Garden Storm" :D

Where's MarkO with his new Stihl strimmer? :)

I cured a wasps' nest with Dad's flamethrower - savage thing, tank of paraffin on the back, shoots down the 5ft tube and into a superheated coil in the front (foot long and 4in dia), the idea is to burn hell out of the seeds and roots of the weeds in your garden. Works a treat on wasp nests, ooo yes :D

The next time i'm driving through Flimwell and I see a ball of flames coming out of someone's garden i'll know who it is - you nutter! :D

I zapped mine with ant powder that were in my roof, i done this up a 20 ft ladder to whilst dodging the buggers!!

http://www.andypugh.co.uk/nest2.JPG

B20 - When you have 8 acres you don't p!ss about with a squirty bottle of paraquat. Dad's words on buying it were "I feel this is more in scale with the house" :D:D

lol :D

Take off and Nuke the entire site from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure

There is a Substantial dollar value attached to this project, you cant make a decision like that, your just a grunt :D

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The ant powder advice is sound. Get as much powder at the entrance as possible so that they get covered in it leaving/entering the nest. It will kill them all in a matter of hours.

Deity or not, I really think he should shield his child from seeing that sort of thing. Actually, the Law might insist on it.

Don't forget octane booster if they are JDM ants!

John.

If you go down the optimax route, have a garden hose pipe nearby, at the ready, just in case its needed.

I always do, when I am burning things, in the garden.......now where are my matches....:D:D

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Any Photos yet?

Offical Press Release

Operation Garden Storm has been brought forward 24 hrs in a pre-pre-emptive strike. Units of the Anti-Wasp army have been in action clearing suspected enemy positions near the main wasp nest. More details and photos to follow....

And Neil, no ones nuking my site from orbit. We've not long moved in! ;)

I should have read the thread properly :rolleyes:, didn't realise Optimax was an option. Bring on the fire!!!!!! :D

http://forum.drift.net/images/smilies/postpics.gif

Hmm, it's quiet...too quiet

I smell napalm :D

I smell burning human flesh

i want pics!

PMSL @ JDM wasps

lighter and faster but prone to haveing heart attacks if there not fed 102 octane flys :D

Hello

If you succeed, I have just discovered a wasps nest in my lawn as well. Bring that optimax on!

Steve.

Photos of the Operation are being prepared. Please stand by...

Eyebrows still intact? :D;)

My anticiption reached fever point on page one of this thread . . . don't keep us waiting too long! :D :p

55 minutes to prepare photos? Are you hand-developing them??! :D

<angry mob mode>

Give us the pictures dammit!!

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