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mmmmmmmmmmm, love kebabs, where can i get some of them big hunks of kebeb meat from?
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Local Chippy:D;)
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nah, mean industrial size mofo! :D
big hunk of the stuff. i'll live off it! |
your'e refering to the "twirling turd"
expect to be dead at 27. |
oh sorry , i thought this was a get together for kebabs !!
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lol
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try the bins behind your local vets at the end of the week :D
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You can make up your own you know. Quite simple to make really:
Cows hooves, stomache, bones, grisle, nose, eyelids, lips, and not to forget the munchers, all mixed up in a blender, shape it and leave to set over night and wahlah!! Had 1 keebab ever, was ok but... never again. |
Nothing beats a pissed up donner.
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i thought mcdonalds did that for you ,!!
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Nice greasy kebab cant beet it food of kings.:D
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/writes down cino's recipe
elephant's foot rules :D |
Paradise Foods - Birmingham, if your hard brave enough
TONY |
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When you get one, just make sure you leave it out at night and allow flies to lay eggs inside. Then the maggots will start eating their way out, whilst you are eating in..... Mmmm.. that authentic Kebab taste. Steve. |
LOL.
That ****'s got to be the worst 'meat' product available. Pet food is more pure and less harmful than the warmed up offal sold to pissed up divs on a weekend! |
Have seen a van delivering them raw to the shop - could follow it and see where it goes :) May not want to know though :(
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your'e refering to the "twirling turd" PMSL :D:D:D Huxley |
Unless I've been misinformed, doner kebabs are the legs of deceased ladies from old people's homes.
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my local curry shed dose an awesome kebab.. Its made in a chappati and has all the usual stuff, just lots more of it and also has chicken tikka meat and two dog **** kebabs in the bottom..
MMMM very nice http://www.click-smilie.de/usersmili...enersmiley.jpg |
Try this lot - much better than lousy kebabs.
ITALIAN Baked five-cheese gnocchi pork linguini Alfredo, on fusili pomodoro farfalle with pan-fried vermicelli marinara. Pesto cavatappi under angel hair rigatoni primavera rubbed with Mama’s pork-fried gemelli béchamel. ORIENTAL Sweet & sour goat smothered in hot & sour greasy won ton Mongolian snake with a hint of Mongolian pork-fried-me-love-you-long-time. Mooshu cat under almond mooshu spring roll smeared with bland green things Pork-fried snow egg balls rubbed with snapping-ribs spring roll. Szechwan lampchops plus pearl-pearl noodles Greasy chicken smeared with pearl-snapping asparagus Paper-wrapped pork-rat rubbed with greasy snow pork-fried mooshu Paper-wrapped almond soup & snapping duck lips sautéed in General Chow’s greasy rice Rice chicken bits boiled in orange paper-wrapped mushrooms Shrimp-fried mutton tainted with greasy goat rice cakes TEX MEX Sizzling Chihuahua chinchillas topped with refried fish salad gorditas in refried tacos. Bell Grande smeared beef tips in Southwest peccadillo salsa and shredded rice Bell Grande shredded beef chalupa po-boy over refried super pork gorditas & gaucho tortillas Southwest peccadillo muy tamales y super cheese tequila tostada bean slurry Sizzling Mexi fish salad in refried loco pork wet dip, with questionable flautas |
so your saying.."instead of eating proccessed animal waste... "eat fungus"
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At least it's natural.
The entrails, bollox, eyeballs and ar$seholes mixed with the pure fat of a beast that's been heavily salted and seasoned holds no attraction for me. Even when mashed on cousin Artois! |
mmmmm stray cat..
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Say what you like but it does hit a certain spot which nothing else can satisfy.
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i agree
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Say what you like but it does hit a certain spot which nothing else can satisfy. |
Don't know why I'm sharing one of my most vivid memories which will stay with me until I die but....
At Uni.... Came home pissed..... Chucked up a kebab into bed.... Really tired.... Fcuk it.... Moved pillows down to the bottom, curled up and slept down that end...... Next morning, foul smell....... Still a bit pissed..... Ended up washing the sheet out in the bath...... Next thing the plug hole is blocked up with semi digested Doner meat and I am trying to force it down with my bare fingers just to see the back of this stuff.... The smell still haunts me :( ...and when I did wake up that morning I was also sleeping on my shoes :confused: WFT? [Edited by Scoobydick - 9/26/2003 12:56:28 AM] |
There's a kebab shop by me that specialises in proper kebabs - using fresh chicken breasts etc - much healthier!!! :)
Speaking of "the wurling turd", what about the chicken version - is this any better? I'd have thought so, but any commetns? Dan |
Quote your'e refering to the "twirling turd" Unquote that's not a kebab m8, what you have referred to is a "gyros" which is slices of layered meat turned in front of a hot grill. A kabab is either pices of meat on a skewer, or, what everyone is talking about above, the tasty mushy stuff which is formed on the skewer. I love em both! |
Did you know.....
There are varios grades of donner kebab. If you can find a shop that buys the good quality stuff you are eating minced lamb. On the other hand, a bad one has more fat and grissle in it. |
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