went to a strip joint with the lads and was shocked to find myself bored as f*ck

WTF is going on with me? I was always up for a lap dancing place but this time it was just a turn off

what the hell is happening to me?

All tugged out ?

D

I think youve asnwer your own question ;)

:D j/k

While I'm a fan of the female form, I don't find lap dancing particularly entertaining either. It's more fun when you have to work hard to see the furry smile, IMHO ;)

they weren't the classiest of birds but even so

Mate got chucked out for touching

What, cloth?

was a bit handy tucking the tenner down the snatch pouch

lol, I remember once I went to one and one of the birds had a certain part of her anatomy pierced downstairs - and it wasnt a small piece of jewellery but a great huge pirates ear ring type affair. :D

My mate placed his finger through it and asked her to marry him lol :D :D

He was paralytic - god knows what damage he would have done if his hand had slipped!!

Oh, and we were also asked to leave fairly shortly afterwards :D

[Edited by JohnMcC - 6/16/2003 3:00:12 PM]

I went to the sex club with the big pink elephant on it.

It was like watching a really good porno!

I draw the line at paying to watch gay sex though......that was my que to leave!

Well if I ever get bored of wathcing naked women I would be VERY worried. Although IMO pole dancing is better. Nice when it's not so... 'in your face'. :eek:;)

J

p.s. If you like to lick your carpets clean then you are definitely not gay. :D

I reckon I must ave had an off day

or you've turned into an "inclined lawn mower".... LOL

BB:)

I enjoy trimming the lawn it must be said :D

since shampoing the m1nge with tea tree oil and mint and then using a mach3 I aint been near since

Would you have felt differently if you were alone with the lap/pole dancer?

Maybe you just didn't want to get 'aroused' in front of all yer mates.

Stefan

Whats the obssesion with Laps and Poles

See my thread on Estonian gentlemens clubs. Cheap as chips good clean fun :D:D

talking of pole dancing, its was a toss up friday night between Matt Hayes fishing on H&L and G-String Divas on M&M.

the scantily clad chicks got the vote this time...

(getting another dong-on just thinking about it.)

BB:)

The first time I went to one I really felt quite embaressed to be there, sure I like seeing girls in the buff but it just felt too up close and personal, almost like it wasnt right? Im not a fan! Waste of cash unless its a stag night when well its almost in the rules that you have to go to one !

Carpet is a gay boy, Carpet is a gay boy!! FFS, anything to start a thread! Thought you enjoyed a bit of tuna?!

Red

Perhaps he cleans both sides of the carpet :D:D

:D LMAO.

:rolleyes:

good fisherman ( well they all are on the telly arne't they), but he is a complete bell-end.

I'd have still watched fishin though in preference to some old slag rubbing her muffin up&down a bit of pipe.

never been to a pole dance place,probly never will - give me a "pass the pint pot round for the stripper" event any day of the week :D - miles more entertaining to watch some drunken muppet try and get it on with an old boiler over the pool table :)

Yes indeed you are a raving queenie like Luke and Katana.

I'm with ADP! The younger you are the more exciting these clubs are. Novelty factor soon wears off (esp if yer getting it at home ;) )
Last time I went was in the States and I just wasnt pissed enough and felt like Benny Hill with loads of naked birds with rock solid tits prancing after my cash!

D