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Stef 10 November 1999 03:02 PM

Well!

Would you look at that!
Just in time eh? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Stef.

sunilp 10 November 1999 07:13 PM

Stef

Stop wasting disc space you selfish so and so http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Stef 10 November 1999 08:09 PM

What's this disk space mallarky?
If people didn't reply to this thread any more they'd be replying to another.
How can 300 replies on one thread take up more disc space than 300 on ten threads?
Someone please fill me in.

Stef.
PS Sorry for being sooooooooooo childish! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/frown.gif

Stef 10 November 1999 08:10 PM

Ooooooops! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/redface.gif


firefox 10 November 1999 08:56 PM

Hmmm...

Time for a user ban for someone on the BBS.

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/frown.gif

Only joking... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

J.

Mike123 10 November 1999 10:03 PM

Mike

Have a look at this - I can see how you can escape the critics at Santa Pod
Look at the last picture

Mike Rainbird 11 November 1999 01:03 PM

Dear Mike123,
Thanks for cheering me up with that one!

So well, what have you lot got to say about the 22B going home on a trailer?!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif
Mike

[This message has been edited by Mike Rainbird (edited 11-11-1999).]

Diablo 11 November 1999 02:21 PM

S**T happens http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/frown.gif

Almost as funny as that picture of Cossieman's B*****d Sierra/Impreza hybrid going home on a trailer. You know the one, Impreza blue, Impreza rear wing, Impreza front scoop, gold (speedlines?) Hey, the pictures kinda grainy - maybe it was him after all.....

'Nuff said Rainbowman http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

D.




[This message has been edited by Diablo (edited 11-11-1999).]

Mike Rainbird 11 November 1999 03:05 PM

Dear Diablo,
Just for your information the colour is called "Crystal Blue" and was a standard Ford colour back in 1987 (limited to that model year of Cosworth). However, with regard to his emulation of an Impreza, as they say - there's no accounting for taste.... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif
LOL
Mike

Stef 11 November 1999 05:27 PM

Jane.

Are you threatening me?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!

Stef. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif

Craig H 12 November 1999 12:09 AM

The only reason Mike has crashed is 'cos he only puts his foot down in a straight line. Otherwise the results would speak for themselves (much like his 1/4 mile times). And I'd imagine just as many excuses would follow!

Craig H 12 November 1999 12:37 AM

Ermm, meant hasn't crashed.

Weaver 12 November 1999 12:40 AM

It's OK I don't think anyone noticed... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Diablo 12 November 1999 11:34 AM

Ahhh - so its a Ford colour!!

Oh well, that makes it all right then http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif.

You're right that there's no accounting for taste - How could anyone put sexy Scooby bits on a scrapper like that!!!!

D.

Weaver 12 November 1999 11:49 AM

Does anyone know why he crashed? It couldn't have been 'cos he had 2WD and too much power. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif Perhaps Mike could give him some tips or is the only reason Mike hasn't crashed his car yet is that it's always broken and never on the road.
Luke
Remember 4WD is for girls who don't crash http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Mike Rainbird 12 November 1999 01:24 PM

Dear Weaver,
Apparantly he crashed because he lost all his brakes - upon approaching the corner the pedal just went straight to the floor (gulp!) and to avoid hitting the car in front he had to slam the car into second gear (which obviously locked the wheels up) and try and control the slide as best he could. However, he hit the gravel trap sideways and suddenly it went sky, gravel, sky, gravel as the car barrel rolled.....

And if 4wd is for girls who don't crash (or break down!) why don't you check out Mike123's posting - I think you'll find anyone can crash anything (and even Scoobies break down) - again, not that I'm gloating or anything! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

My tip to avoid crashing would be buy some decent brakes (AP Racing 4 pots and 330mm (13"!) front discs - £1,350) and a decent suspension set up (the sky is the limit on this one!) and KNOW your limits....


Dear Craig,
I wonder if you'll be so "lippy" when in the car going sideways (in 2nd at 50+mph) in the dry (or wheelspinning in 5th at 120+mph in the wet - getting it a bit squirelly in the words of Kevin Schwantz!). I look forward to "enlightening" you as to what a Cossie is all about (that is if you're not chicken....! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif
LOL
Mike
PS That's what the edit button is for.......

Craig H 12 November 1999 02:13 PM

Mike,
Can't argue about being lippy!
I know what a Cossie is about. Unfortunately I've grown up since then and things have moved on!
If your car wheelspins in 5th at 120mph, I can only question it's inefficiency.
I wouldn't mind going out in your car - as long as you can find someone with the ability to handle it!
If I do meet you on the track, pray it's:

a. not too twisty
b. not wet
c. not long so the engine doesn't blow
d. not able to be spectated on so you don't lose so much face
e. has plenty of breakdown facilities

God I'm funny - not.

Weaver 12 November 1999 02:50 PM

Yes I've seen it. It just goes to show that even if you have one of the best handling cars in the world (bold statement!) and are a crap driver you can still have a big off. Then again mix a crap car AND driver (Cossie+boy racer=BIG crash) and I'm sure the chaos begins a lot sooner...
As for reliability perhaps the 22B was heavily tuned and we all know how reliable heavily tuned cars are...don't we Mike http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

MarkCSC 12 November 1999 02:54 PM

Oi, you lot leave poor mike alone! He's only trying to talk about cars, cause he's a petrol head. I thought we were as well! Apolgies if I'm not getting the joke but it all looks a bit nasty.

Anyway the reason for the post in the first place. Mike, does a 2wd cossie have bonnet vents? I saw what looked like a cossie ( well it had a cosworth badge on the back anyway)and it didn't have vents. Was it a dodgy copy or 2wd?

Mark

Weaver 12 November 1999 03:08 PM

I'm sure Mike is taking it all in the way which is intended i.e.banter with no offence mean't. I hope it isn't coming over as being nasty.
2WD Sapphire Cossies didn't have bonnet vents as standard only the girly 4WD's had them factory fitted but plenty of owner's of 2WD's fit the later bonnets for that vented girly look. Hmmmm admitting to Cossie knowledge... what ever will people think http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

MarkCSC 12 November 1999 03:36 PM

Err weaver you wrote
"It just goes to show that even if you have one of the best handling cars in the world (bold statement!) and are a crap driver you can still have a big off."

I believe the driver in the off was Pete Croney of Scoobysport. By all reports not a crap driver.

Regards

Mark

Weaver 12 November 1999 03:38 PM

Opps.....

Mike Rainbird 12 November 1999 03:55 PM

Dear Craig,
The only reason the car spins its wheels in 5th in the wet is because it has got SO much torque. However, even in the dry first and second (and sometimes even third!) are absolutely useless if the tyres are cold, or you boot the accelerator at slow speeds. This is because as SOON as it hits 3500 revs it has over 400 lb ft of torque fighting (and failing this time of year!) to get a grip on the road. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif

With regard to being able to handle it, I've had the car six years and not stacked it yet (having said that now, I'll probably go and do it within the next few weeks!). http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

With regard to track days and you and your car:
a) Only on a Kart track where I couldn't get out of 2nd gear would it be an issue.
b) Granted.
c) Hasn't happened yet, and I have spent too much money on protecting the engine (Big wing baffled sump, Laminova water-cooled oil cooler, water injection, WRC head gasket etc etc...) for it to be a feasible possiblity - your standard car would be more likely to go bang first, as I have invested in things to make mine reliable on track days..... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif
d) As you can see - I own a Cossie and looking at the derision I get (all in good taste of course) on this site, do you really think this would worry me!? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif
e) Always driven home from "proper" track days so far (as you all say, Santa Pod isn't a true measure of a car's ability on the track etc.) http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif


Dear Weaver,
Arrange these words into a meaningful sentence: "I, foot, it, put, mouth, I've, my, really, in, I, haven't?" Touche! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif


Dear Mark,
I hate to admit it, but Weaver has actually given you some correct information
(as opposed to his usual bollocks http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif). 2wd Sapphires were produced from 1987 to 1990 and 4x4s from 1990 to 1993. The 2wd did not have the vented bonnets. However if they are modified, then they really do need them, as this lets out loads of heat (thats my excuse for having one on my 2wd anyway!).

With regard to the thread, what you should do is read the whole lot from the beginning and then you will see that it is just for fun... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif No malace intended (not on my part anyway http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif).
LOL
Mike


[This message has been edited by Mike Rainbird (edited 12-11-1999).]

johnfelstead 12 November 1999 04:17 PM

i agree with mike on the wheel spin, my 2WD has 340Lb/ft of torque and will spin in 5th at 100MPH in the wet. I dont have a girlie 4x4 bonnet though.
As for reliability, my cossie 4x4 Group A rally car is almost 100% reliable now. Mind you we have got a 9" rear diff, 7.5" front diff, 50/50 torque split and magnesium suspension allround.
The engine is about 320BHP because of the FIA 32mm turbo restrictor but a stonking 450 Lb/ft of torque.
Our only week link this year has been 1 gearbox failure after 3 years on the same box.
Not bad for an "unreliable cossie"

Mike Rainbird 12 November 1999 04:19 PM

Dear All,
By my calculations we need about 23 pages to see what happens when the numbers run into the next line. Any ideas of what this will do? Probably only just go down to the next line....
Regards
Mike

PS Mark, thanks for being an "unbiased" Scooby driver, I like it when things that aren't "supposed" to happen to Scooby owners / drivers, actually does! (Especially when its a Scooby owner that is pointing this out INSTEAD of pretending that it never happens....!) http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Weaver 12 November 1999 04:21 PM

Mike,
More like both feet...sorry folks. Must of been due to thinking about Cossies, it reduces your IQ and you start wanting to talk about having 40psi of boost,going in a straight line and not round corners, 4WD being for girls etc,etc.. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Mike Rainbird 12 November 1999 04:33 PM

Weaver,
I dirrant unestand that last posting yew put on the bord. I fink its cos I have had too much boast, praps I shod git me a Scooby to mak me moor intellijent... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif
Mik
RSOC Cheerman Norfolk 'n good group

Weaver 12 November 1999 04:39 PM

Mike
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Craig H 12 November 1999 04:51 PM

Mike,
But from your previous threads, the Cossie engine is soooooooo strong it doesn't need any internal fettling!!
And how could anyone say I'm biased?!
I've got a Scoob and Cossies are piles of dogc**p. It's fact!
And I can be serious. See.
And you're a lucky ******* to have a car like that.

Have a good weekend.

Craig H 12 November 1999 04:52 PM

*******!
Just wanted to see what happens if I type a swearword. Don't have to do my own asterisks anymore!


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