Women. Such hard work!
 

Wives,girlfriends, mistresses etc

Had them all. Christ they are so clingy ?! FFS Why ! Think men have an utterly different outlook on life.

Going to stick to my playing cricket. God blokes and a beer after the game so much easier.lol

Are they all nutters?

The ones that aren't nutters are flaming idiots
Do t get me started on the moron I'm married to

There a plenty of psychos about, yep, but there are a 'few' good ones! Ironically, one of the nicest women I've ever met is a member on here!

However, I personally MUCH prefer spending time with other blokes (not in a gay way). Would much rather spend time with my mates than any woman. I'm 34 now, have no intentions of marriage or kids and all that stuff.

You only get one shot at life - don't make it about somebody else!

This could turn into a ten pager :D

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Being married to an illiterate fvckwit can't help her much.

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Sounds like I'm one of the luckier ones lol

Me too. Mrs Alcazar and I have been together 45 years on May 12th this year...I met her at her birthday party.

We are apart at the moment and I miss her.

Jesus! Good going mate :thumb:. I'm only gonna be 2yrs in August!. Little way until its 45 yet lol.

Are you coming out ?

A lucky break from all that moaning !?. ;)

Get your key yet gorgeous ?

Your poor wife, does she know you're chatting up men on the internet?

Are you a man ? I thought you were robocop

Ah, so you fancy men in uniform; I should have guessed.

I suspect he isn't picky; I doubt he can afford to be. :D

Wow I realise I am one of the lucky ones.

At 18 I got involved with a nutcase. At the time I thought she's just needed support. She told me things about her ex, the father of her then 6 month old baby so I believed he was evil.
Shes epileptic and I became her 'carer' if you like. There in the morning as that's when her fits happened mostly, raising her daughter whilst she stayed in bed until midday then I went to work in the afternoons.
She'd go out, get pissed, have a fit next morning and life just became an endless cycle. 14 years later at 36 she's still going out at the weekends getting pissed, had 3 fits last weekend which my son witnessed and it was demanded at 15 that he stayed at home to look after her. She and the fella she was cheating on me with have been married, divorced, cheated on each other several times and her life is just a mess.

However i I met my wife less than a year after splitting with my ex. She's seen how my ex is over the years and despises her. She's an excellent mother and popular with just about everyone we meet. Whereas I'm a grumpy frustrated idiot. She's the ying to my yang if you like.

There are definitely more nutters than good ones, so when you find a good one keep hold of her.

They say 1 in 4 women are on medication. Think about that for a moment and let that sink in, it means 75% of them out there are running around untreated.

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It's amusing overhearing them talking with their female clique at work.

Honestly, the utter, banal ****e they spout.

lol

'Misogyny' FTW. ;)

Please remind me why men are drawn to women.

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No you jut haven't been married long enough :lol1:

lol:D

So good just watching the football in the pavilion Saturday after cricket rained off. No stress about getting back late and 'where have you been ? ' :thumb: lol

It's good being single:D so less stressful

How long have you been single for though? You sound like your still in the single-man honeymoon period. You sound like one of those blokes who never sees their mates when he's getting his d1ck wet, but then suddenly wants to do everything when he's single again lol. Could be wrong, but I've got 'mates' like that.

This thread reminds me of one of my favourite videos - the Sexy/Crazy matrix - fully explains the Danger Zone, Fun Zone & Marriage Zone....

Its superb - watch it all, as the Men's version at the end is even funnier! hahahaha

Asking myself this precise question at the moment.

Or more precisely, my current one...

+1

They may look similar to us in many ways but they're a completely different species !!

Mine is quite thick which is handy sometimes as she believes my man maths when I want to spend money on cars or other sh*t lol.

Example of what I have -

Watching some motocross on the TV, one guy goes from a first turn crash to second place, I comment - 'wow he really pulled that out of the bag didn't he?'

We then move on to a lengthy conversation about where the bag was and she didn't see him holding a bag etc etc

Unbelievable, and yes I truly believe they are all fruitcakes in some form or another..