No, his mirror's broken. :)

Best offer I've had all day :razz:

Aha, real life is never quite like it promised in the movies is it?

I don't want to create a false impression, I'm a wonderful husband.

Only tonight, my wife complained that's she's coming down with flu-like symptoms, so I left her and the baby and went down the pub just so she didn't have to make me any tea. Now that's considerate!

No, they never depict the damp patch :mad:

:nono:

Don't pull on it too much! When you do get round to it for 'reproductive purposes' it'll not work! Quality AND quantity! :eek:

Did you watch desperate housewives the other night? Gabrielle and Carlos had just had sex and she still had her underwear on! :confused:

It's not like that in my house....

[quote=eClaire]:nono:

Don't pull on it too much! When you do get round to it for

Claire, were you schooled in a convent :lol1: :norty:

Get it sorted old man :razz: :lol1:


And no, I wasn't. Boroughmuir, me :D

Well, from the snoring I'd say the old heifer is asleep, so I'm off to wank over her back. Have good night, one and all!

Minger :D

Such a kind, considerate, caring man, not even waking her up ;)

Pull her nightie back down when you've finished, there's a good chap. :)

The trick is to apologise and try to minimise damage, but failing a quick resolution, shrug off any "punishment" by appearing to have a better time in "the dog house"

pmsl :lol1:

Lets be honest here. Men can be in a huff better than any 3 year old. I just shut up, respond to any questions with a no, yes or monosyllabic grunt. Always add please or thank you as this stops you being called impolite as well as the rest.
Drives my missus daft. I'm a miserable b%st%rd anyway so no conversation in the house does'nt bother me.:D:D

£68 on face cream fook me, sure you don't want to get some scaffold in just in cases it collapes:lol1:

Comes to us all J4CKO, don't woryy, it will pass!

Les :)

eee, I remember the good old days when you weren't even getting any :lol1: