No use to run if you are on the wrong road.
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Always turn your back to the wind when your having a piss. ;)
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never say never and never say always.
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from my mum
if you can't feed em don't breed em and on a gravestone local to me where ever you be let your wind fly free for holding it in was the death of me |
After getting chucked out of a nightclub many years ago I had to share a bus stop with a tramp. He told me to stay away from anything with a pair of tits or an engine or I would end up like him.
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When I was in my late teens, a wise old man told me; "Never pass up the chance of a shag or BJ, no matter how ugly she is, as it might be the best you'll ever have".
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No matter how smart/big/succesful you are, theres always someone more so round the corner
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Had quite a few said to me over the yrs.
If you want to know what your GF/Wife will look like whe she is older,look at the mother. ;) Fail to prepare,prepare to Fail Look at what a person actually does,and not just what they say they will do.This one has been quite true over the yrs,Never took much notice of it until the day i left school and was Released into the World.:razz: |
Steve |
Originally Posted by DYK
(Post 10240470)
Had quite a few said to me over the yrs.
Look at what a person actually does,and not just what they say they will do.This one has been quite true over the yrs,Never took much notice of it until the day i left school and was Released into the World.:razz: The best one i've had that i can remember is never befriend someone who isn't in a place/position that you want to me in. And it's actually done me good too! |
If you cant be good be careful , if you cant be careful be ...
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lifes a bitch then you marry one
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Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die!
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Be careful how you treat people on the way up, because you'll meet them all on the way back down again. :)
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Sniff before you lick..
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In a fight grab the ears.. they come off easy and dogs love em....
Always spray on her face! |
Oi fatty - DUCK!
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You,ll never be rich working for someone else!! How fookin true that is!!
A freind of my dads said this to me when i took him for a spin in the scoob the day i got it" try getting to know her before raping her" i was giving it the beans at the time and he was ****tin himself!! Lol 7 years on and never had an accident in her!! Lol |
Originally Posted by oldsplice
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Be careful how you treat people on the way up, because you'll meet them all on the way back down again. :)
I'm probably gonna need about 2 ton of tumbleweed to break your fall then..:D |
Don't **** where you eat.
Chop |
Originally Posted by DYK
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I'm probably gonna need about 2 ton of tumbleweed to break your fall then..:D
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Who dares Wins
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Best piece of advice I could give at present, is to anyone doing the Great North Run tomorrow;
Get a fecking wiggle on!! :) |
If you want to get your own back, piss in the wind ;)
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Originally Posted by Swift Nick
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If you want to get your own back, piss in the wind ;)
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Prior planning and preperation prevents piss poor performance
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two things my father taught me
treat others as you would like to be treated, and nothing of any worth, comes without hard work |
There's always someone bigger
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Love alot Trust a few but Always paddle your own canoe
Your Worry of Looking Stupid Is Holding you back Wrap it up before you slap it up :thumb: |
My coach at school told me this: "Never get less than 12 hours sleep a night, never play cards with a man who has the same first name as a city, and never go with a lady who has a tattoo of a dagger on her body. If you follow those rules everything else will be just cream cheese."
I live by this every single day! :D Asif |
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