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andythejock01wrx 05 September 2011 07:53 PM


Originally Posted by Hammer man (Post 10221186)
The Germans used to make half-decent cars, thats a positive word about the Saxons.

And the English are Germans, well, if you go back to 600AD! ;)

GlesgaKiss 05 September 2011 08:43 PM


Originally Posted by Alg (Post 10221005)
Alcohol loosens Scot morals. Proof:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/home...-lift-sex.html

Morals you say? Up here? :D

I was in a town local to me at the weekend (I'll not mention any names, but I think Andythejock will know it fairly well ;)). It was late at night but not early hours. Was parked near a bus bay and there were 2 girls clearly steaming (p*shed) sitting waiting for a bus. One of them must have been needing the toilet, but instead of trying to go and hide somewhere, she just whipped her jeans and knickers down and did it in the bus bay.

Lovely! :thumb:

She'd obviously shaved though, so we'll let her off.

g7prs 05 September 2011 08:47 PM


Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss (Post 10221364)
Morals you say? Up here? :D

I was in a town local to me at the weekend (I'll not mention any names, but I think Andythejock will know it fairly well ;)). It was late at night but not early hours. Was parked near a bus bay and there were 2 girls clearly steaming (p*shed) sitting waiting for a bus. One of them must have been needing the toilet, but instead of trying to go and hide somewhere, she just whipped her jeans and knickers down and did it in the bus bay.

Lovely! :thumb:

She'd obviously shaved though, so we'll let her off.


She had knickers on!!!






She must not have been local :D

Jamie 05 September 2011 08:48 PM


Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt (Post 10220966)
No, it's olny racism if you mention they're all skirt wearing gingers :D

:eek:

andythejock01wrx 05 September 2011 09:49 PM


Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss (Post 10221364)
Morals you say? Up here? :D

I was in a town local to me at the weekend (I'll not mention any names, but I think Andythejock will know it fairly well ;)). It was late at night but not early hours. Was parked near a bus bay and there were 2 girls clearly steaming (p*shed) sitting waiting for a bus. One of them must have been needing the toilet, but instead of trying to go and hide somewhere, she just whipped her jeans and knickers down and did it in the bus bay.

Lovely! :thumb:

She'd obviously shaved though, so we'll let her off.

It really isn't just the locals - met a cute Geordie lass a few tears back in Auld Reekie and she did exactly the same thing on the way home! :lol1:

GlesgaKiss 05 September 2011 10:10 PM


Originally Posted by andythejock01wrx (Post 10221545)
It really isn't just the locals - met a cute Geordie lass a few tears back in Auld Reekie and she did exactly the same thing on the way home! :lol1:

I bet you were rubbing your hands - that's a sign of a guaranteed sh*g if ever you could get one :D Geordies are always nuts. They're about the closest you can get to a Glaswegian in England. :lol1:

GlesgaKiss 05 September 2011 10:28 PM


Originally Posted by g7prs (Post 10221380)
She had knickers on!!!






She must not have been local :D

This tells us all something about Fife. :lol1:

andythejock01wrx 05 September 2011 11:08 PM


Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss (Post 10221611)
I bet you were rubbing your hands - that's a sign of a guaranteed sh*g if ever you could get one :D Geordies are always nuts. They're about the closest you can get to a Glaswegian in England. :lol1:

Tis true! :lol1:

GlesgaKiss 07 September 2011 06:58 PM


Originally Posted by Alg (Post 10221005)
Alcohol loosens Scot morals. Proof:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/home...-lift-sex.html

PMSL! I've just seen this in my local paper! Have to admit, the other day when I looked at this link I just glanced to get the gist of it. Had no idea they lived where they live! :eek: And knowing that, the story doesn't surprise me. :lol1:

Leslie 08 September 2011 12:57 PM


Originally Posted by Cannon Fodder (Post 10221002)
You're right enough, it's a well known and accepted fact amongst Celtic nations that the Saes cannot hold their booze. :D

Same as the Celts then. They certainly always look pissed anyway!

les ;)


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