Paedo walking through the woods with his 8 year old victim.

Trees blowing in the wind, light failing.

Kid says to paedo - "It's very scary isn't it"

Paedo says "You think this is scary - I'm coming back on my own "

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Little girl sat on Santas knee.

"Santa, I'd like pubes on my fanny for Christmas."

"Will grey ones do?"




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Mr Khan and Mr Jones live next door to each other in identical houses. Their homes are valued by an estate agent. Mr Khan's house is worth £200,000 - while Mr Jones' is worth £150,000.

Mr Jones asks the estate agent, "Why this is?"
The estate agent replies, "Simple: Mr Khan doesn't have a Pakistani living next door

shamelessly stolen from another thread on here and credit to the OP.

i downloaded a copy of the Koran to my hard drive earlier, would you like me to burn you a copy?

Has this thread had a couple of pages deleted or am i going mad???

I think it has, it certainly has had some pruning :Suspiciou

Little girl watching her stepfather drying himself after a shower and the girl points at his willie and says "dad will i ever get one of those???" Dad replies "in about 30 minutes when your mum goes to bingo!"

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