Correction, nobody physically involved, most men have a vivid imagination and pick from a 200 Terrabyte mental media store of general pervery.

with a new partner, 1-2 times a day.

with someone I've been with a while (6 months plus) twice a week probably.

whats sex? im married with kids.

:lol:

kids = Natures contraseptives

Yep, penetration (of the wife) used to always result in one of the three starting bawling for some reason, in fact just brushing lightly past her thing was enough, now they are older on Sunday morning we sit there reading and just shout random phrases like "Oooo Yeah, Harder" or "J4CKO its too big, it hurts so good" etc and it keeps the fookers away for hours :D

I know the feeling, If a chance of a ride comes up I feel like I'm cheating on my right hand :lol1: I'd love to bang the bar maid at the speedway lounge though, she'd get it till I bled! :D

Still not lost your virginity proper then Tam :lol1:

Sorry, not read replies so if its bin said...whatever.

As may times as possible if its a bit of strange, you can go forever, just like the first school disco..

As many times as not possible if its the Mrs.

In fact if its the Mrs you may not get the chance so it matters not.

If you drive a citroen c5 and it does the job are you happy?

If some offers you the loan of a Nissan GTR what do you do ?

I saw a film once, or some chat I cant remember, but anyway it was about getting a blowjob by your Mrs and someone mentioned that that was the mouth that kisses your child goodnight...this has scared me mentally.

Sir Ralph Halpern set the standards a while back :thumb:









Known by the tabloids of the time as 5-times-a-night Burton boss :D
Anyone else remember??

dl

Pretty much spot on Jacko, always at the most inoppotune times.

Not sure about the danglewank mind ;)

With the wife - once in a while :(

With someone else's wife - two a three times in an evening ;)

I usually don't get to sleep until after 3, but last night twice was enough :D

First 6 months during the honeymon period I am a fukcing machine, after that the novelty wears off and it's back to internet porn :D

Ten to one, after a period of going at it hammer and tongs, it would not be all that often!

Les

Or in my case...

Once in February, and maybe in June,
Makes wanna kick her @r$e to the moon

Glad I'm not the only one on rations then:D
Cheers
Colin

P.S. If I had my way once a day would be fine:)

A non stop sexual euphoria fest :D:D


Anytime anyplace anywhere martini :D:D:D:D


Mart

Well......

Believe it or not I have to tell my Missus I need a break/rest every week or so!

She'd have it with every meal if she could lol.

Shouldnt complain, but I do lol.

Sex is okay, but you can't beat the real thing....

Had a VERY lively girlfriend in my early 20s - often 2-3 times a day. I was utterly knackered.

Now much less but still can't complain.

As above mate, I've literally had friction burns and had to say no more! lol.

Knackered?!?

At that age with that amount and more (sometimes), I was like the incredible Hulk (minus the green skin)! Better than the boring gym! :luxhello:

Agreed, better than the gym anyday of the week.

I'm happy with 4-5 times a week, but if she had her way it'd be ten plus easy lol.

At it all the time, sometimes she joins in as well !

Considering I'll likely meet your Mrs in a couple of weeks I really wish you hadn't elaborated ;)

I had my House made (maid) backwards so I could watch TV!!! :lol1:

The minute i watched my 8pound baby rip through my misses is fanny i kissed good bye to my fun:mad:

Whenever I tell the biatch lol

Sara, what about us wimmins, we have needs too :D

A slap, usually :p

Are we talking one-off sh*g-fest or a committed relationship?