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martinbrown 05 December 2007 10:48 PM


Originally Posted by collierm (Post 7461042)
Jesus, thats bad. I hate driving up that hill. I nearly got wiped out coming down it, got to the bottom round the second bend, merging into one lane, an old Nissan Primera thought it had enough time (and grunt) to get past me. Needless to say he didn't, I had to swerve up the kerb and missed a fence post by inches, he carried on, tried to overtake on the wrong side of the road and nearly side swiped a car pulling out of the junction about 500 yards further down the road. Feckless wonder.

I hate that road with a passion. I had another accident on that same hill. Going home from work after an 18 hour shift i got to the same hill and started to have a bit of noddy dog syndrome. I came to the first left hand bend and scared the sh!t out of myself when the car skidded and nearly went off the road. As the car straightened up i thought i had got away with it when the car skidded in the opposite direction and went airborn down on to the other carriageway (which is roughly about a 10 - 15 foot drop ). I knocked myself out and awoke to find my CD player still playing, the car on its side and dirt and leaves in my face. I climbed out of the car to find a crowd of about 10 people all gasping as i climbed out of the car (This might not sound all that strange but its the middle of nowhere and barely 10 people live anywhere near by). So i surveyed the carnage to see that the entire roof of my honda civic had been flattened in leaving about a foot of space on the drivers window for me to climb out. Traffic police turned up shortly after and were totally gobsmacked that i had climbed out without a scratch. They told me in no uncertain terms that i shouldn't have made it out of that one.

Kind of puts things in perspective

Martin

davegtt 05 December 2007 11:55 PM


Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt (Post 7462366)
I was driving up the A1 and turned off near Grantham, continued driving along at around 30(ish) when all of a sudden this feckin HUGE dear with feck off antlers SPRUNG out of the hedgerow on my right and bounced towards the side of my car....

I was too close to even think about breaking!!... and he was almost on the side of my car when... he jumped OVER my entire bonnet... I was just holding the steering wheel having a real FREE WILLY moment, watching this majestic beast sail over my whole bonnet....

Half way through his leap he only feckin looks at me.. and FECKIN WINKS!!.. then lands the other side and bounces away into the woodland.... :eek:

Tis a true story :smug:

I'd love to know where your situated at? I have a good idea who you might be to be fair. You're definately Lincolnshire, Near Grantham, know all the sights I know and have a sense of humour almost like somebody I know fairly well who funnily enough works in the RAF which Im convinced you do.

Im pretty sure Ive met you a few times and have another username on SN.... Also spoke on another forum?!?!?

chocolate_o_brian 06 December 2007 06:32 AM


Originally Posted by davegtt (Post 7463641)
I'd love to know where your situated at? I have a good idea who you might be to be fair. You're definately Lincolnshire, Near Grantham, know all the sights I know and have a sense of humour almost like somebody I know fairly well who funnily enough works in the RAF which Im convinced you do.

Im pretty sure Ive met you a few times and have another username on SN.... Also spoke on another forum?!?!?

the plot thickens

http://z.about.com/d/drawsketch/1/0/...o-thinking.jpg

:D :D :D

davegtt 06 December 2007 09:04 AM

Its just all the mystery of who Gene is, never a real name posted, even facebook he keeps Gene alive... Was bored last night when I got back from the pub and put brain into overdrive :D


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