lol you have far too much time on your hands, and a wild imagination.
Thought of making extra cash writing for Eastenders or something ? lol

Snazzzzzzz!

N by any chance?! She getting married?! No way!

Oiiiiiiiiiiii sssssssssssssssssssshh, was tryin to keep names out of this lol

Yeah she is getting married bless her. Been with him a good 3 years now. I got the accidental text telling me about the proposal a couple of years back now lol.

I dont mind the texts though, like I say, its nice to know she is ok :)

Phew, thank god you came along actually lol, I was starting to dis-believe myself too then lol

Well the feelings will never change either end IMHO.

Good luck to her, she will need it getting married!

Cheers hun, thats how I look at it too, sad eh lol.

I will pass on your regards if she makes another mistake lol.
As for the marriage thing, less of the negativity lil miss !

This ex of yours, did you split up because she was clumsy? she does a lot of things accidentally

lol strangely enough........ nope :lol1:
She has sent a few "accidental" texts, but all have been about something important, never, can you turn the oven off please, or, running late, be there soon lol. Strange huh! :wonder: not

from what I have read I get the impression she is not sure about this marriage, and is maybe seeing if you still have feelings for her

No, I think it's a case of one for the road, She will probably bang someone on her hen night. She has worked out it will be easier if it were you.

If her bloke asks if there has been another man since him she will be able to answer no without lying.

Just remeber to use the phrase "I've had better as you go to leave".
Thats always good for a laugh.

lol I like it, and without a doubt a classic.
I dunno if I could be sincere in saying that :lol1: She is good !! lol

Jaytc, did wonder but then thats the sad side of me that thinks "if only" But I stopped having those thoughts a while ago now..... I think :lol1:

You want har back admit it:D

You could be really evil and post her number on here :D:D

Does anyone else see the pattern? :Suspiciou
The games up Shark Man :)

Sharkywants to bury himself balls deep in this bird and he has not even seen a pic yet:p

Balls deep and then some :thumb:

Gods gift to man is to fornicate, masticate, defecate and masterbate. :p

A picture would most certainly finish him off then lol.

But no, no pics or phone numbers :)

Want her back.... Naaaaaa..All in the past, whats done is done. No need to go back :)

Snazy is up early enhancing his morning glory reviewing the texts ;)

posts 14 mins apart, whats your excuse ;)

Mine is taking the missus (current lol) to work. She left her car at home last night after a long drive home from a funeral.
Give the Scoob a nice blast too :) :luxhello:

No texts to review, it was "accidental" remember :lol1:

yeh, yeh, yeh. Just remember the let us know when she accidentally lets you know about her pre wedding jitters and her delhi belly from the honeymoon.

Snazy, ma erse ! Get her pumped & then get her out your mind ;) :norty:

lol, OK I will :D

The sexual/relationship is out of my system. I dont wanna go back there, as good as it was, im more than happy where I am.

Lovely as she is, I would not perform a pre wedding shag service if requested (not that she would im sure)

If anything I think its just her way of staying in touch without saying too much. If its an attempt to sadden me, its more than saddened me.... I would feel pityful in fact lol

Offer her a nice stiff cock up her arse for a Wedding present, you never know:D

"Snazy, darling, is it in yet?"

;)

I prefer to give new things as gifts, not things you have already had :lol1: :nono:

lol never an issue of knowing what was in and what was out that I can remember :lol: Cheeky fooker

Anyway I appear to have gone off subject. No more texts now, her message was passed on to me the way she obviously intended, and im glad she did.

Moving on......... (should have done that years ago! :lol1: )