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jonc 01 June 2007 04:48 PM


Originally Posted by ImNotAudiLover (Post 6976983)
You can talk about peoples brains when you cant even compute the simple english that im typing.

M3 CSL = A road legal track car on semi slicks, simple as that.
RS4 = Fast luxorious 4 door car on road tires
R8 = Luxurious premium sports car on road tires

When the R8 got tested on semi slicks, like ALL M3 CSL times are the R8 is FASTER!!!!!!!!!!

Prove to all of us that the R8 is faster then! Factory standard, no modifications to the original specification. Do your best "copy 'n' paste. Here's some simple English for you, no matter which way you look at it, Audi currently do NOT MAKE a faster production car despite its 400plus bhp, nice interior, quattro drive train and all plethora of electronic gadgets to keep in on the road, end of.

Matteeboy 01 June 2007 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by ImNotAudiLover (Post 6976999)
I thought you were a freelance journalist. You dont make that, otherwise you wouldnt be living in cornwall, as there is nothing to report there, and you wouldnt drive a crappy astra. And you wouldnt have said that a 30 grand car is a expensive car to you.

You have been caught out, liar :lol:

Wife and I RUN a PR company consisting of 6 staff, all very good at their jobs.
You might have to look up PR in your Fisher Price dictionary.

The Cornwall comment is not even worth looking at. Our house prices are the highest outside London.

If you judge someone by their car, you're a complete tool.
And a 30 grand car is expensive to several relatives of mine vast amounts.

I did London for a year - enjoyed it but not going back.

craigdmcd 01 June 2007 08:55 PM


Originally Posted by ImNotAudiLover (Post 6976720)
Coming soon to 2008 A4's, A5's and A6's.

Engine specs.

3.0 TDI V6
Quad Turbo (two small two big)
350HP

Also

3.0TDI V6 BlueTec

Ultra clean diesel to meet extremely stringent US regulations. (which equals much much less emissions)

260hp for this unit

BlueTec technology also applied to 2.0TDI making 204hp.


Now that audi diesel engines are being refreshed BMW is in big doo doo :D

And lets not forget audi's upcoming V12 TDI with an output of 500 bhp and 738 ft.-lbs.



Doesnt look good for the competition does it :D :notworthy :luxhello:

Mercedes already have a Bluetec diesel engine launched in the States, have a twin turbo V8 diesel that has been around for a few years that has to be restricted to 1000Nm to ease the strain on the gearboxes, and AMG have done a Pre-Production version of this engine (in a SL no less) and a triple turbo version of the current V6 in a SLK.
Hardly looking like Audi are at the cutting edge now.

Craig

PS - Good luck to Peugeot with the new 907 in the LeMans 24, barring any mechanical problems, it should wipe the floor off all those other pesky diesels on the grid.

mikey s 01 June 2007 10:12 PM


Originally Posted by craigdmcd (Post 6977748)
Mercedes already have a Bluetec diesel engine launched in the States, have a twin turbo V8 diesel that has been around for a few years that has to be restricted to 1000Nm to ease the strain on the gearboxes, and AMG have done a Pre-Production version of this engine (in a SL no less) and a triple turbo version of the current V6 in a SLK.
Hardly looking like Audi are at the cutting edge now.

Craig

PS - Good luck to Peugeot with the new 907 in the LeMans 24, barring any mechanical problems, it should wipe the floor off all those other pesky diesels on the grid.


peugeot WILL wipe the floor with them chap;) , just like group b etc etc.......


your just like that lord of the rings bellend though......... ****ing boring!!!! audi are drab cars, full stop. i dont give a flying ****e what you say, they make boring dull cars!!

give me a csl anyday even if its just for the noise!

J4CKO 01 June 2007 11:07 PM

All the manufacturers can make big power diesels, whats the big deal ?

mg driver 02 June 2007 12:38 PM

hey im glad audi bummer is back ,i love browsin scoobynet to see his latest posts ,i can come home after a bad day at work and read some audi bummer posts and suddenly all my cares are forgotten and im rolling around on the floor laughin my ass off.
I say long live the biggest dickhead on any forum in the uk,im sure like me that thousands of others have a good old chuckle at his posts everyday.:notworthy

misty 02 June 2007 01:52 PM

Matt. Stop rising to the tosser mate! He obviously lives in his own little dream world. I think I have seen him there, woolly hat, faced pressed against the window of the care in the community bus going for a day trip to the zoo!!
Dave:D

Skittles 02 June 2007 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by ImNotAudiLover (Post 6976939)
Just wait till its independenly tested then by sport auto. RS4 at 1700kg is not far off the race prepared CSL. The R8 which is lighter and sportier will be faster.

And the R8 will still have a nice interior whilst doing so, unlike the race track ready CSL. ;)

Ha ha ha you are such a dick. The R8 is Audi's "sports car". It is mid-engined, a 2 seater, costs twice as much, has some 70bhp more, more torque, and has 5 or so more years of development and it still can't beat the CSL (which is based around a bog standard, 10 year old design E46 coupe) around the Ring. You can't see the significance of that? Ha ha ha.
:iamwithst

By the way, reading this thread about how much money you make unblocking other peoples' turds out of their toilets has been quite amusing. The best bit is you even compare your salary to other people on here you don't even know. You are a bigger dick than I had originally thought possible (and that is saying something). To top it all off, you drive a knackered S40 and have never driven an Audi, beamer or any of the other cars you cut and paste about... you are simply a JOKE!:lol:

Can't you get the hint: people keep banning you, they hate you, now go away. People reply to your threads because each time they give you more rope to hang your self, and it gives them a good laugh.:hjtwofing

Matteeboy 03 June 2007 08:42 PM

Misty, Skittles - I admit (like some dirty secret) to rather enjoying pasting AL again and again.
It reminds me of kickboxing tournaments against really poor opponents who keep on going and going.
Except typing is much less knackering!

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 02:57 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6977151)
Wife and I RUN a PR company consisting of 6 staff, all very good at their jobs.
You might have to look up PR in your Fisher Price dictionary.

The Cornwall comment is not even worth looking at. Our house prices are the highest outside London.

If you judge someone by their car, you're a complete tool.
And a 30 grand car is expensive to several relatives of mine vast amounts.

I did London for a year - enjoyed it but not going back.

your wife runs PR company. You are a failed freelance journo. Wife felt sorry for you and made you her "partner".

Proof? You cant even manage your own reputation on scoobynet successfully, never mind someone else's.

Matteeboy..... he left scoobynet before after being shown up for what he is in great shame. Hes now come back for more in his entire 9 stone "hulk-like" muscle bound figure. :lol:

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by craigdmcd (Post 6977748)
Mercedes already have a Bluetec diesel engine launched in the States, have a twin turbo V8 diesel that has been around for a few years that has to be restricted to 1000Nm to ease the strain on the gearboxes, and AMG have done a Pre-Production version of this engine (in a SL no less) and a triple turbo version of the current V6 in a SLK.
Hardly looking like Audi are at the cutting edge now.

Craig

PS - Good luck to Peugeot with the new 907 in the LeMans 24, barring any mechanical problems, it should wipe the floor off all those other pesky diesels on the grid.

Audi have cars restricted to 1000nm to ease the strain on gearboxes.
Triple turbo so what audi is on quad turbo diesels. The difference between audi and mercedes diesels is that audi's are cleaner, more powerful and have a more beautiful power curve.

Audi TDI's....head and shoulders above the competition:thumb:

Non +Plus Member 04 June 2007 03:03 PM

Audis' are so gay, I've yet to see one that isn't being driven by some middle aged 'family man' or 'dyed blonde' house hag! ;)

Vorsprungdorkchavwagon :thumb:

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member (Post 6983865)
Audis' are so gay, I've yet to see one that isn't being driven by some middle aged 'family man' or 'dyed blonde' house hag! ;)

Vorsprungdorkchavwagon :thumb:

well seeing as you are a dyed blonde family man tell me why audi's appeal to your "type" so much ;)

Non +Plus Member 04 June 2007 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings (Post 6983874)
well seeing as you are a dyed blonde family man tell me why audi's appeal to your "type" so much ;)

Because they're given to us as fleet cars, and we either drive them or let our wives have them..... come on they're a pile of poo.... and nobody likes them, well apart from the gayers, and you like them...! hang on a mo..... that makes you a ....... ;)

stara 04 June 2007 03:10 PM

audidude, seriously, as much as we appreciate your love of the marque, stop trying to promote it, it already has a customer base, old people mainly, and there are a lot of old people about, (my dad drives an a4 and he really likes it, he doesn't like my car as it scares him), so we don't need your salesman pitch on this subaru forum (you do know this is a subaru forum, right?). You just keep coming across all geeky and nerdy, not a good look dude.

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:11 PM


Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member (Post 6983887)
Because they're given to us as fleet cars, and we either drive them or let our wives have them..... come on they're a pile of poo.... and nobody likes them, well apart from the gayers, and you like them...! hang on a mo..... that makes you a ....... ;)

It is the bloody gayers trying to be cool or something. All the sexy celebs were driving about in audi's and now those copy cat poofs want to try and renact their style. Go away you poofs :mad:

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by stara (Post 6983893)
audidude, seriously, as much as we appreciate your love of the marque, stop trying to promote it, it already has a customer base, old people mainly, and there are a lot of old people about, (my dad drives an a4 and he really likes it, he doesn't like my car as it scares him), so we don't need your salesman pitch on this subaru forum (you do know this is a subaru forum, right?). You just keep coming across all geeky and nerdy, not a good look dude.

lol "geeky" "nerdy" and "dude". Are you a yank or just an utter "moron".

Dont think your in any position to decide as to what is "cool" or not seeing as you use those words :lol1:

Matteeboy 04 June 2007 03:12 PM

Sorry AL but I left SN because I got bored of yours and a couple of others (who have now disappeared) utter tripe that you post.
Now you don't have ANY supporters, it's actually quite fun making you look a tit again and again and again.

Better find that 2.5 stone I've lost in the last 24 hours - Scary.
Still, I guess I could always be a fat trainee plumber who drives an old S40 eh?

Non +Plus Member 04 June 2007 03:15 PM


Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings (Post 6983901)
It is the bloody gayers trying to be cool or something. All the sexy celebs were driving about in audi's and now those copy cat poofs want to try and renact their style. Go away you poofs :mad:

Dawn French drives an audi :lol1: .... if that's your definition of sexy.... it would explain a lot about your love for audis' ;)

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:15 PM


Originally Posted by Matteeboy (Post 6983909)
Sorry AL but I left SN because I got bored of yours and a couple of others (who have now disappeared) utter tripe that you post.
Now you don't have ANY supporters, it's actually quite fun making you look a tit again and again and again.

Better find that 2.5 stone I've lost in the last 24 hours - Scary.
Still, I guess I could always be a fat trainee plumber who drives an old S40 eh?

I resent that but shant say anything too loud incase I bring out the 9 stone "hulklike" beast in you.


Matteeboy.....He once claimed to have put on 2 stones of pure muscle in 3 months :lol: :cuckoo:

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:16 PM


Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member (Post 6983924)
Dawn French drives an audi :lol1: .... if that's your definition of sexy.... it would explain a lot about your love for audis' ;)

The royal family drive audis :norty:

fit for a king ;)

Matteeboy 04 June 2007 03:17 PM

That'll be three stone in two years.
Keep gobbling those pies and keep on getting your fat neck stuck down those bog pans.

Non +Plus Member 04 June 2007 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings (Post 6983929)
The royal family drive audis :norty:

fit for a king ;)


Oh yes, SEXY bunch they are...... :lol1: so then, Audi... fit for bucktoothed inbreds :thumb:

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member (Post 6983942)
Oh yes, SEXY bunch they are...... :lol1: so then, Audi... fit for bucktoothed inbreds :thumb:

And kate middleton :norty:

Non +Plus Member 04 June 2007 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings (Post 6983947)
And kate middleton :norty:

That inbred jizz bag :lol1:

Fit for royal castoff's then, feck you've got to be bad to get ditched by the ginger twins ;)

stara 04 June 2007 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings (Post 6983907)
lol "geeky" "nerdy" and "dude". Are you a yank or just an utter "moron".

Dont think your in any position to decide as to what is "cool" or not seeing as you use those words :lol1:

yes, i was born in baltimore and moved to the uk when i went to college and stayed here.

Are you a kraut or a fkin retard?

LordOfTheRings 04 June 2007 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member (Post 6983953)
That inbred jizz bag :lol1:

Fit for royal castoff's then, feck you've got to be bad to get ditched by the ginger twins ;)

Audi TT got voted worlds sexiest car......by the italian public :D

Non +Plus Member 04 June 2007 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings (Post 6983957)
Audi TT got voted worlds sexiest car......by the italian public :D

The 'Italian' public :lol1: didn't have to go very far to find someone who liked it then ;) ..... only half way across Europe ;)

wrx-kris 04 June 2007 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings (Post 6983957)
Audi TT got voted worlds sexiest car......by the italian public :D

i thought you were banned!?
oh well - bye bye dick head :D

Matteeboy 04 June 2007 03:24 PM

Yes and the Italians stay home with their Mummys until they are about 35.


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