Prove to all of us that the R8 is faster then! Factory standard, no modifications to the original specification. Do your best "copy 'n' paste. Here's some simple English for you, no matter which way you look at it, Audi currently do NOT MAKE a faster production car despite its 400plus bhp, nice interior, quattro drive train and all plethora of electronic gadgets to keep in on the road, end of.

Wife and I RUN a PR company consisting of 6 staff, all very good at their jobs.
You might have to look up PR in your Fisher Price dictionary.

The Cornwall comment is not even worth looking at. Our house prices are the highest outside London.

If you judge someone by their car, you're a complete tool.
And a 30 grand car is expensive to several relatives of mine vast amounts.

I did London for a year - enjoyed it but not going back.

Mercedes already have a Bluetec diesel engine launched in the States, have a twin turbo V8 diesel that has been around for a few years that has to be restricted to 1000Nm to ease the strain on the gearboxes, and AMG have done a Pre-Production version of this engine (in a SL no less) and a triple turbo version of the current V6 in a SLK.
Hardly looking like Audi are at the cutting edge now.

Craig

PS - Good luck to Peugeot with the new 907 in the LeMans 24, barring any mechanical problems, it should wipe the floor off all those other pesky diesels on the grid.

peugeot WILL wipe the floor with them chap;) , just like group b etc etc.......


your just like that lord of the rings bellend though......... ****ing boring!!!! audi are drab cars, full stop. i dont give a flying ****e what you say, they make boring dull cars!!

give me a csl anyday even if its just for the noise!

All the manufacturers can make big power diesels, whats the big deal ?

hey im glad audi bummer is back ,i love browsin scoobynet to see his latest posts ,i can come home after a bad day at work and read some audi bummer posts and suddenly all my cares are forgotten and im rolling around on the floor laughin my ass off.
I say long live the biggest dickhead on any forum in the uk,im sure like me that thousands of others have a good old chuckle at his posts everyday.:notworthy

Matt. Stop rising to the tosser mate! He obviously lives in his own little dream world. I think I have seen him there, woolly hat, faced pressed against the window of the care in the community bus going for a day trip to the zoo!!
Dave:D

Ha ha ha you are such a dick. The R8 is Audi's "sports car". It is mid-engined, a 2 seater, costs twice as much, has some 70bhp more, more torque, and has 5 or so more years of development and it still can't beat the CSL (which is based around a bog standard, 10 year old design E46 coupe) around the Ring. You can't see the significance of that? Ha ha ha.
:iamwithst

By the way, reading this thread about how much money you make unblocking other peoples' turds out of their toilets has been quite amusing. The best bit is you even compare your salary to other people on here you don't even know. You are a bigger dick than I had originally thought possible (and that is saying something). To top it all off, you drive a knackered S40 and have never driven an Audi, beamer or any of the other cars you cut and paste about... you are simply a JOKE!:lol:

Can't you get the hint: people keep banning you, they hate you, now go away. People reply to your threads because each time they give you more rope to hang your self, and it gives them a good laugh.:hjtwofing

Misty, Skittles - I admit (like some dirty secret) to rather enjoying pasting AL again and again.
It reminds me of kickboxing tournaments against really poor opponents who keep on going and going.
Except typing is much less knackering!

your wife runs PR company. You are a failed freelance journo. Wife felt sorry for you and made you her "partner".

Proof? You cant even manage your own reputation on scoobynet successfully, never mind someone else's.

Matteeboy..... he left scoobynet before after being shown up for what he is in great shame. Hes now come back for more in his entire 9 stone "hulk-like" muscle bound figure. :lol:

Audi have cars restricted to 1000nm to ease the strain on gearboxes.
Triple turbo so what audi is on quad turbo diesels. The difference between audi and mercedes diesels is that audi's are cleaner, more powerful and have a more beautiful power curve.

Audi TDI's....head and shoulders above the competition:thumb:

Audis' are so gay, I've yet to see one that isn't being driven by some middle aged 'family man' or 'dyed blonde' house hag! ;)

Vorsprungdorkchavwagon :thumb:

well seeing as you are a dyed blonde family man tell me why audi's appeal to your "type" so much ;)

Because they're given to us as fleet cars, and we either drive them or let our wives have them..... come on they're a pile of poo.... and nobody likes them, well apart from the gayers, and you like them...! hang on a mo..... that makes you a ....... ;)

audidude, seriously, as much as we appreciate your love of the marque, stop trying to promote it, it already has a customer base, old people mainly, and there are a lot of old people about, (my dad drives an a4 and he really likes it, he doesn't like my car as it scares him), so we don't need your salesman pitch on this subaru forum (you do know this is a subaru forum, right?). You just keep coming across all geeky and nerdy, not a good look dude.

It is the bloody gayers trying to be cool or something. All the sexy celebs were driving about in audi's and now those copy cat poofs want to try and renact their style. Go away you poofs :mad:

lol "geeky" "nerdy" and "dude". Are you a yank or just an utter "moron".

Dont think your in any position to decide as to what is "cool" or not seeing as you use those words :lol1:

Sorry AL but I left SN because I got bored of yours and a couple of others (who have now disappeared) utter tripe that you post.
Now you don't have ANY supporters, it's actually quite fun making you look a tit again and again and again.

Better find that 2.5 stone I've lost in the last 24 hours - Scary.
Still, I guess I could always be a fat trainee plumber who drives an old S40 eh?

Dawn French drives an audi :lol1: .... if that's your definition of sexy.... it would explain a lot about your love for audis' ;)

I resent that but shant say anything too loud incase I bring out the 9 stone "hulklike" beast in you.


Matteeboy.....He once claimed to have put on 2 stones of pure muscle in 3 months :lol: :cuckoo:

The royal family drive audis :norty:

fit for a king ;)

That'll be three stone in two years.
Keep gobbling those pies and keep on getting your fat neck stuck down those bog pans.

Oh yes, SEXY bunch they are...... :lol1: so then, Audi... fit for bucktoothed inbreds :thumb:

And kate middleton :norty:

That inbred jizz bag :lol1:

Fit for royal castoff's then, feck you've got to be bad to get ditched by the ginger twins ;)

yes, i was born in baltimore and moved to the uk when i went to college and stayed here.

Are you a kraut or a fkin retard?

Audi TT got voted worlds sexiest car......by the italian public :D

The 'Italian' public :lol1: didn't have to go very far to find someone who liked it then ;) ..... only half way across Europe ;)

i thought you were banned!?
oh well - bye bye dick head :D

Yes and the Italians stay home with their Mummys until they are about 35.