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I'd give her some face cream that was priceless - or just 'seagull' her. :lol1:
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Yeah, I keep being told it's good for the skin....
and sore throats.... and sore bits and pieces.... :D |
Dr. Po's patent protein dermal aftercare.
With spoffosomes. :D |
Originally Posted by Clarebabes
Yeah, I keep being told it's good for the skin....
and sore throats.... and sore bits and pieces.... :D Here comes the science bit:mad: |
politics :thumb:
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Go on....
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Does it contain Bifidus Digestivum at all? :mad:
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can we act dumb, because we're worth it? :thumb:
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Originally Posted by A&E
politics :thumb:
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five fig rolls? but I ate them all :cry:
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
Go on....
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Originally Posted by A&E
five fig rolls? but I ate them all :cry:
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sticky beaks :lol1:
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The true way out of the doghouse is to send her into more of a doghouse.
OK, so she calls you a name, you get huffy and walk off and you end up in the doghouse. That's how women work so you have to double bluff. I find telling her how disappointed you are in her, how you thought she wasn't irrational like all your ex's, how you thought she was better than that and how you were saving that £68 for a trackday and she'll soon be wearing PVC and humming the sorry song on your pink oboe. |
yes, that would work :)
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
The true way out of the doghouse is to send her into more of a doghouse.
OK, so she calls you a name, you get huffy and walk off and you end up in the doghouse. That's how women work so you have to double bluff. I find telling her how disappointed you are in her, how you thought she wasn't irrational like all your ex's, how you thought she was better than that and how you were saving that £68 for a trackday and she'll soon be wearing PVC and humming the sorry song on your pink oboe. |
:notworthy
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Originally Posted by lightning101
You don't really have a woman, do you ? :lol1:
Trust me, comparing her to your ex is a guaranteed winner :D |
Last time I did that, I ended up in A&E :norty:
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Last time I did that, I ended up in A&E :norty:
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
8 years and counting ;)
Trust me, comparing her to your ex is a guaranteed winner :D |
Don't pretend to understand a woman. You men are more stupid than we think if you do.
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
8 years and counting ;)
Trust me, comparing her to your ex is a guaranteed winner :D I always thought the rubber would perish :wonder: |
I'm a leo, I prefer a mirror and a wank :lol1:
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After 8 years, I don't need to do it anymore. The first couple of years training is pretty tough, though.
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I forgot to add, "Who should be castrated" :thumb:
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Originally Posted by lightning101
I'm a leo, I prefer a mirror and a wank :lol1:
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
After 8 years, I don't need to do it anymore. The first couple of years training is pretty tough, though.
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Originally Posted by A&E
So you've been several years without sex now then? :)
He must be about ready to explode http://ccgi.rallytrader.plus.com/for...miles/thud.gif |
I'm allowed sex for reproductive purposes during ovulation and as much porn as I can download during Coronation Street and Eastenders. That' not a bad deal!
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