"thou shall not take another mans blood"
Now I read that as don't kill another man, but they read it slightly differently. Of course they only read it when supervised too...... You think they believe some funny shlt, I heard about this bloke the other day who could walk on water, feed 5000 and come back from the dead! |
before the days of pc and loony gung ho coppers!!!
we lived in a small village, the local jw,s did a sunday blitz.. my mum had got an ear infection and was a bit mutton, this couple knoked on the door and started... about an hour later my mum thanked them and of they popped .. she confessed she couldt hear them properly, so they had a very one sided conversation my mum just smiling nicely , and them convinced they were on to a winner.. they never came back though..... they must have flagged my mum as a bit strange!! my neighbour had a more direct approach though!!! they were escorted of her premises by her good self, a broken 12 bore over her arm!!! and a few choice words.. try that today!! |
Originally Posted by yoza
Errrm......NO.
Ive got a new pair of Diesel jeans......nice cut too. |
they try a rather eye pleasing tact around my way.
pick out two stunners to get you to open the door:) then they hit you with all their schpeel:( gutted when this happened to me, it was my birthday and when i saw these two darlings on the doorstep i thought my mates had arranged a double strip-a-gram or something:norty: you can't belive how fookin gutted i was when they started ranting on:cry: then bugger me, they came back 2 weeks later. cock teasing beetches;) |
I set my dog on them once cos they would not go away:D
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A friend of mine invited them in once and gave them some "cakes" he'd just made. They had a nice chat, stayed for about 15 minutes then left.
A bit later he went out and found the two of them in the park, lieing in the grass and staring at the clouds in amazement. |
Just tell them you're a potential Parliamentary candidate for the Liberal Democrats and invite them in for a chat! Works every time for me :D
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They're f**king mutants the lot of em! :D
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OllyK,
If the Satanists were as good mannered as the Jehovah's Winesses, I would politely tell them that I was not interested. We are all entitled to our own beliefs without the need for insults. Les |
Originally Posted by Leslie
OllyK,
If the Satanists were as good mannered as the Jehovah's Winesses, I would politely tell them that I was not interested. We are all entitled to our own beliefs without the need for insults. Les |
Originally Posted by davyboy
You think they believe some funny shlt, I heard about this bloke the other day who could walk on water, feed 5000 and come back from the dead!
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
I heard it's his birthday party soon.
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I usually make them an absolutely awful cup of tea.(add vinegar) Then watch their faces when they take their first sip.:D Then keep asking them is the tea alright etc. Usually leave pretty quick:D
Alas |
There's gotta be JW's a few on SN - after all what about JW Racing :D
Don't JW's believe JC (Jesus Christ) was born in September? |
I think they believe that Jesus and god are the same.
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Originally Posted by davyboy
I think they believe that Jesus and god are the same.
I think the JW's tend to be a little more literalist than most other Xian based sects TBH. I'll have to have a read up on them some time. |
Some key points from here
• Belief in Deity There is one God Almighty--a Spirit Being with a body but not a human body. There is one God and no Trinity. • Incarnations Christ is Lord and Savior, but not God (Jehovah) incarnate, not a God-man but inferior to God, not part of a Godhead. He was a created spirit being, God's only begotten son, sent to Earth as a perfect human. His sacrifice became the "ransom" price to redeem mankind from sin and death. God created all in heaven and on Earth through Christ, the "master worker," God's servant. After Christ's resurrection by God, he was "exalted" to a level higher than angel. • Origin of Universe and Life God created the heavens and earth in six days, but each "day" is equal to thousands of years. God created and controls all processes and events. |
and God Said "Hello Neo, I am The Architect - therefore, ergo, etc etc..."
:D |
What point are you trying to make?
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Originally Posted by Leslie
What point are you trying to make?
- the annoying suit-wearing, watchtower wielding, couple caused excess damage to my maxxed up focus on my final lap to victory. suffice to say, i told them i wasn't interested (in less words!!!) ...prob gonna be struck by lightning now. may everyone believe what they like, just dont bother me with it. i fank you Dazza |
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