She's got one mashed up nose but I'd still chuck one up her ;) :D

My mate has shagged her , said she was as dirty as a dogs arse

Dirty is good.

My mate shagged a dogs arse, and said it was as dirty as Jodie Marsh.

My dog shagged my mate and said he was as dirty as Jodie Marsh's arse.

Up for a spitroast Moses?

hmm no mate i dont roast woman

i like to make luv to a woman myself and marry her first , i dont like using woman as meat :D


roasting is a sin and whoever does it should be parted from their ding dong :D

Spoil sport

Moses you must end up with a lot of wives! :D

lol bravo mate i do wish but my wife will chop me balls off :D

or she said she will go back to her parents and not let me see my baby girl

so i have to stick with one but i know for sure i can handle alot of wives sexually but not financially :D




and also i do try to tell my wife she will get extra help in the kitchen if i had another couple of wives and when im hot at least i wont bug her all the time for quality time i can always sleep with the other wifey's :D

but still she laughs and wont let me :(

yes mate if i had to sleep with someone has to be pure and i have to give her a dowry

thats my way, why sin if we can do pure things and also their are more woman in the world and if all the men had to get married the woman will be surplus i rather keep them as wives and give them their rights than keeping her as a mistress and a piece of meat

its not my way

But would you shag Jodie Marsh if she offered herself onto your ample plate, and your wife wasn't around?

nope :D

i would be tempted i am a man and have 2 heads :D but aint worth it plus i wouldnt marry that cow anyway not even for a day

lets say dido came and she said she will be my wife for a week, most def and i will use her body for my deep luv and ask her to be my wife in heaven after we die :D

i luv dido not dildo :D dido the singer , she will look nice in a hijab :cool:

dido would look good in this :D


http://www.dmi-india.com/gallery/FG7394.jpg




http://www.dmi-india.com/gallery/FG7409.jpg



the pride of the bronze woman awesome :D

Soz if it does. no problems my end :(