Ford- fix or repair daily:D
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hmmm...
accordin to you guys i am an insane, brave enthusiast, who is a crazy adventurous guy with another main car and a cool, but boring sales rep who is a poor , uninformed fool. mr jekyl or mr hyde?? |
I'd like to include TVR on the list - would be interesting to see how it fits in with this lot (not that I have one mind you....)
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Alfa Romeo - my other cars a breakdown truck
Aston Martin - monied but smart Audi - Solicitor Bentley - Bent solicitor BMW - indicating is for whimps Caterham - weekend warrior Citroen - goegraphy teacher Daewoo - i hate cars will this one do Daihatsu - Whimp Ferrari - cool they all think I'm Jamiroquia Fiat - see alfa romeo Ford - mum Honda - dad Hyundai - grandad Jaguar - dads boss Jeep - some of those speed bumps can be quite tough Lada - death after life Land Rover - but I need the space for jocastas ballet shoes Lexus - merc was too expensive Lotus - midget with string back gloves Mazda - mums second car Mercedes-Benz - dentist MG - dentists receptionist Mini - junior dentists receptionist Mitsubishi - Al quieda Nissan - that minicab should have been here an hour ago Peugeot - geography teacher with style Porsche - directors loan account Proton - skip Renault - next in the skip Rolls Royce - bruce forsyths bath chair Rover - everyone elses bath chair Saab - VAG with a suit Seat - VAG hag Skoda - VAG bag Smart - swiss cheese Subaru - ill show that colin mcrae a thing or two Toyota - i sort of like cars will this one do Vauxhall - next promotion ill get a bmw Volkswagen - I like beige Volvo - lecturer who also likes beige |
Alfa Romeo - Goes for flair only
Aston Martin - Likes to go to the Country CLub for brunch. Audi - Mr. I Hate things that rattle. Bentley - Rich Git BMW - Middle aged yuppie who can't afford a decent car that says something so buys a 318i with cloth seats and a CD player, but deletes the badge so nobody knows what it is, which doesn't matter cos he tailgates you for 40 miles before shooting past you on a blind corner (even though there was ample space to overtake beforehand) so fast that you can't see what it is anyway with the phone in one hand, knees on the steering wheel and the other hand on the horn. Caterham - Not afraid of a good soaking Citroen - likes to make wierd screeching noises when going round corners Daewoo - Mr couldn't care less. Daihatsu - oh dear.... Ferrari - POSER!! BECKHAM WANNABE! Fiat - optimistic Ford - Common Honda - Sensible Hyundai - .....nothing to say..... Jaguar - Wagnerian Jeep - Mr I couldn't afford a car with proper doors. Lada - mmm syleish Land Rover - Enthusiast Lexus - doesn't want to waste time looking at options list. Lotus - wannabe racer Mazda - dillusional Mercedes-Benz - tosspet MG - Didn't want to buy a rover, even though he likes it. Mini - sheep Mitsubishi - likes to be average Nissan - likes being able to see behind him without turning his neck. Peugeot - doesn't mind rattles Porsche - penisless Proton - cheap Renault - fancies the AA man who comes round every morning. Rolls Royce - Should've bought a bentley.... Rover - Still living in the 50's when Rovers were cool Saab - Comfort lover who likes fast cars. Seat - likes spanish things Skoda - knows how to spot a good bargain Smart - split between moped and a proper car Subaru - My car is better than yours 'cos its got TURBO in the name. Toyota - doesn't mind being stuck with a car that he can't get rid off Vauxhall - REPMOBILE! Volkswagen - Doesn't mind driving a car created by Hitler. Volvo - Safe, and shudderingly fast tank. |
Alfa Romeo - String back driving gloves and designer sunglasses don't make you an interesting person
Aston Martin - You paid how much for a rebadged Jag XK8? Audi - Just because you bought an A4 instead of a 3 series dosen't mean you're not a **** Bentley - Less vulgar than a Rolls Royce? No, not even slightly. It's an embarrasment. BMW - ****! Caterham - Flying goggles don't give you rakish good looks Citroen - Cheapskate, you only bought it because it was VAT free and came with insurance. Serves you right that the dash keeps falling out. Ha. Daewoo - You don't like cars, do you? Daihatsu - I can't even remember any of their cars except the Fourtrak. If you have one of those you're a farmer and not a particularly astute one. Ferrari - You have fantasies of being either Tom Selleck or Michael Schumacher. Frankly, either one is worrying. Fiat - Mediterranean brio or an oxidising lump of crap? Only time will tell. Ford - You have the imagination of an almond and the aspirations of a sea cucumber. Honda - Geek and/or pensioner. Insight driver MUST be stoned. Take that whichever way you like ;) Hyundai - You wear polyester slacks and cheap slip-on shoes unless you bought the latest coupe, in which case you have defective vision because it DOESN'T look like a Ferrari. Jaguar - You're so British you probably look, or smell, like a Bulldog. Jeep - You probably convinced yourself that the 15mpg, half-the-price-in-America Jeep was better value for money than a Land Rover. You're an idiot. Lada - Come in from the cold, comrade. Land Rover - Is it really nessecary to engage "4 low" to get up and down the drop kerb at the end of your drive? Lexus - You're rich but not rich enough to be able to buy a personality Lotus - I bet you have a Bang and Olufsen stereo. Thats not very good either, is it? Mazda - You probably beleive Marks and Spencers are "pushing the envelope" Mercedes-Benz - I'm pretty sure that one of the overriding tenets of the 4th Reich will not be "a true Aryan must be tall, blonde and enjoy hogging the outside lane 3 inches from the car in front" MG - You have the dogged, determined spirit that got us through The Blitz. Or you're an ostritch with your head buried in the sand. Mini - You probably think iMacs are cool :rolleyes: Mitsubishi - You think you're more interesting than a Toyota driver. You aren't. Nissan - You look up to Toyota drivers. Peugeot - It just goes to show, some people will do anything not to drive a Vauxhall Porsche - This is the first time you've ever had a decent amount of money, isn't it? Proton - Proof if proof where needed that alloy wheels and electric windows can sell anything. Renault - Depression and Masochistic tendencies always show Rolls Royce - Vulgar, crass, tasteless, Paul Daniels, Bernard Manning Rover - You're the dull version of an MG owner. You'll never grow an ostentatious beard. Saab - Self-satisfied smug ******* Seat - You bought a car from a company that used to build cheap versions of FIAT's and now builds cheap versions of VW's. You should ponder on that a while. Skoda - You think you're a free thinker. You're not, you bought a VW Smart - You probably think that iMacs are passe and that you're helping the world be free of congestion. You're not, you're a prat who bought an overpriced bubble car. Subaru - Rally drivers usually have no personality. Neither do you despite your protestations. Colin McRae is more stimulating company. Toyota - You have no more interest in cars than a Daewoo driver but you didn't want to buy a car whose name you couldn't pronounce. Vauxhall - Why? In Gods name, what were you thinking? Did you drive it before you bought it? You must be lazy and live within 1/2 a mile of a Vauxhall dealer. Volkswagen - You're smug because you think you're better than the Ford drivers but always remember, the BMW drivers look down on you. Volvo - Selfish, smug, self-satisfied *******. Copyright NotoriousREV 2003 ;) |
Jesus, you have WAY too much time on your hands! Get out more! ;-)
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Alfa Romeo - tart
Aston Martin - loaded Audi - bore Bentley - (fookin') loaded BMW - tailgater Caterham - ok Citroen - tart Daewoo - old person Daihatsu - poor geezer Ferrari - (even more fookin') loaded Fiat - italian?? Ford - rep Honda - old Hyundai - issue paperbag for head Jaguar - old Jeep - wannabe Lada - wot?? surely no-one Land Rover - farmer Lexus - ok Lotus - elise hairdresser, others fab Mazda - boring Mercedes-Benz - Mr dependable MG - wannabe Mini - little Mitsubishi - oooh Nissan - depends which one !! Peugeot - crud Porsche - mostly wannabe's Proton - nooooooooooo Renault - noooo Rolls Royce - my dad Rover - my grandad Saab - tank driver Seat - on the cheap Skoda - aaaaagh Smart - double aaaagh Subaru - star Toyota - mostly crud (bar Supra) Vauxhall - rep Volkswagen - eeeeerm Volvo - even bigger tank driver |
Alfa Romeo - All flash..no quality
Aston Martin - Fabulous Audi - Understated but quality Bentley - Big Brash and Lovely BMW - Image merchants (apart from m5) I-drive = awful Caterham - Enthusiast Citroen - its french ffs Daewoo - Boring boring boring... Daihatsu - don't they eat dogs? Ferrari - Losing their way..bought for flash more than driving Fiat - pass me the rust bucket Ford - LOL Honda - still living off ayrton senna f1 days Hyundai - overated tosh Jaguar - stuck in the past Jeep - good in the desert..horrid in town Lada - LOLOLOL Land Rover - Still got a rover build quality ethic Lexus - Reliable, well equipped, boring Lotus - greyhounds on wheels Mazda - old..with the exception of the wankel engine ;) Mercedes-Benz - Starships on wheels MG - awful awful awful awful..WHYYYYYYY Mini - old an icon..nothin more..new..ugly and the dash is n the wrong place Mitsubishi - better than they have credit for Nissan - reliable..but mostly boring Peugeot - ITS FRENCH!!! Porsche - Great cars till they made the boxster Proton - i aint even goint here Renault - FRENCH AGAIN!!! Rolls Royce - other than the ropyals..y would u? Rover - built by monkeys in longbridge Saab - Ridiculously overpriced rebadged vauxhalls Seat - german quality for ford prices Skoda - am sorry..the badge is still a skoda Smart - THIS ISNT A BLOODY CAR ITS AN OVERGROWN GOLF BUGGY!!A DISGRACE TO THE WORD CAR! Subaru - Eye raising fun! Toyota - another..boring..lost their way with the new mr2 and dropping the supra Vauxhall - i own one so - wolf in sheeps clothing Volkswagen - slower and slower and slower Volvo - solid..boring understeering overpriced ford rubbish |
Alfa Romeo - Hairy
Aston Martin - Unfrugal Audi - unimaginative Bentley - eccentric BMW - tosser Caterham - cold Citroen - simple Daewoo - poor Daihatsu - retarded Ferrari - arrogant Fiat - unhinged Ford - forgetful Honda - clever Hyundai - oblivious Jaguar - (duplication of ford?) Jeep - micrococks Lada - scummy Land Rover - eeenieweeeniemicrococks Lexus - genius Lotus - ambitious Mazda - hairdresser Mercedes-Benz - narcistic MG - boyracerwannabe's Mini - girls Mitsubishi - unreliable Nissan - unimagintive Peugeot - lonely Porsche - pornstar Proton - w@nker Renault - lonely Rolls Royce - nobrot Rover - old Saab - secure Seat - sleepy Skoda - frugal Smart - gimp Subaru - coooooool Toyota - loyal Vauxhall - salesman Volkswagen - boring Volvo - safe |
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posted Wednesday, December 17, 2003 11:01
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A bit of fun, copy/paste the list below and put ONE word that portrays the typical driver of each marque. e.g Rolls Royce - Rich, Saab - Smug etc. Alfa Romeo - shocking Aston Martin - magnificent Audi - 924 Bentley - minted BMW -sleek Caterham -boselecta Citroen -****e Daewoo -****er Daihatsu -yuk Ferrari -orgasm Fiat -flimsy Ford -fart Honda -dated Hyundai -mingin' Jaguar -jag-wah Jeep -imposing Lada - i wish to die (sorry) Land Rover -farmer Lexus -lumpy Lotus -cool Mazda -stylish Mercedes-Benz -brute MG - hairdressers Mini -manic Mitsubishi -mardy Nissan -charged Peugeot -french Porsche -rampant Proton -pig Renault -french Rolls Royce -shadowing Rover -slow Saab -slower Seat -slower still Skoda -errrrrrrr! Smart -roller sk8 Subaru -stick like glue Toyota -S off a S Vauxhall -grandad? Volkswagen -well made Volvo - dead (SOZ BOUT THE 3 WORD ANSWERS) |
Alfa Romeo - tired
Aston Martin - brute Audi - technical Bentley - bling BMW - penis Caterham - nutter Citroen - cheap Daewoo - old Daihatsu - square Ferrari - nob Fiat - italain Ford - boring Honda - sensible Hyundai - interesting Jaguar - ancient Jeep - help Lada - stupid Land Rover - cool Lexus - clever Lotus - sheep Mazda - grandad Mercedes-Benz - naff MG - hairdresser Mini - thief Mitsubishi - nice Nissan - nicer Peugeot - rally Porsche - great Proton - horse Renault - GT Rolls Royce - merlin Rover - slippers Saab - porn Seat - imitation Skoda - as above Smart - death Subaru - raw Toyota - hard Vauxhall - wannabe Volkswagen - blue Volvo - brick |
Alfa Romeo - goon
Aston Martin -goon Audi - goon Bentley - goon BMW -goon Caterham -goon Citroen -goon Daewoo -goon Daihatsu -goon Ferrari -goon Fiat -goon Ford -goon Honda -goon Hyundai -goon Jaguar -goon Jeep -goon Lada -goon Land Rover -goon Lexus -goon Lotus -goon Mazda -goon Mercedes-Benz -goon MG -goon Mini -goon Mitsubishi -goon Nissan -goon Peugeot -goon Porsche -goon Proton -goon Renault -goon Rolls Royce -goon Rover -goon Saab -goon Seat -goon Skoda -goon Smart -goon Subaru -goon Toyota Supra MK iv- Daddio Vauxhall -goon Volkswagen -goon Volvo-goon Soz really couldn't resist that as most people keep forgettin that toyota also made one of the maddest most moddable cars on the market and sold it in the same shop as the corolla |
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