"I religiously idle the engine for 5 hours, even if I've only just glanced at my car"

what are those godspeed brakes like?
dont know if this SIAL but.....
dont forget a knocklink
im fitting 1L injectors, will I get 500 bhp?
labour are great and doing a great job and I want to have their babies so I can then claim maternity pay and then....
will an apexi fc sort out my marriage problems?
that 'ring thing is a piece of p**s
you know you're a chav when....
whats a tek3?

SMART ! I didnt realise that you could say ****e... I will never say sh*te again

SSSShhhhhhh - The mods might be watching

<TEST> sh*te </TEST>

Now look what you've done ;):D

thank **** for that

:D

oh look at this............

a subaru has gone into a house in america.......................

I want to take the car through a car wash. Its got a pro-drive rear spoiler and I am worried about it being knocked.

Do ya think it will be ok ????????????

Probably OK if it's Stickymicky's carwash. That must be Scoobfriendly!

"No way have I lost 7 grand in 8 months on my WR1"

"Prove you can get them for 25 grand".

I don't get "Muppets" :confused:

What oil should I use?

What's a handbook?

What does the button do on behind the steering wheel???

Brainwash everyone, then do a group buy for oil!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do I get a girlfriend

Why do I like Gold Wheels, ps. I am Gay

I get 700BHP now I have fitted neons

Labour are sh1te :rolleyes:

Pete

At last, he sees the light! :D

Anyone earning less than 100K a year is a peasant :D

pslewis - circa 2004

Indeed, anyone who can't pull at least £85k isn't trying !! :rolleyes:

Pete

Pampers are best!

pslewis - circa late 2004

Another stupid thread from Jye

Circa, every week since time began :rolleyes:

Pete :D

:Whatever_

The E300 (also enticingly called the 'Digital <cough> Rebel', scoff, scoff) is a better camera than the D70.

Some skinflint circa 2004 ;)

'The scottish hate the English for some reason and we don't know why'


:rolleyes:

Because 99.99% of them are complete arseholes.





But am I talking about the Scotch or the English (Or Both) ;)

ps I know it's not Scotch - but I also know it winds up the sweaties ;).

LOL :D

Scotch? Lovely drink that :D

Whiskey's better ;):D

lol N1, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on your spelling of that one ;)

I'm always very careful when spelling celtic (;)) drinks depending on who I'm trying to wind up at the time :D

ps I'm going to stop this soon as I'm bound to make and arse of it and get some Irish/Scottish scoobynet spelling/grammar police onto me :D

"The only reason you got past me cos I left my air-conditioning on, thus losing me 53 bhp".