"I bet you old boys wish you could have a proper 4x4 like my mate. All you poofs in your X5's and Cayenne's."

"You old boys don't know ****".

 

Saw one of these in Dunstabubble the other day......well cool!

 

YEAH YEAH, that was my mate!!!!! WooOOOoo!!!

We used to go drinking together, one night I had 10 pints and the missus said she's never seen me so relaxed.

We just meet up occasionally now, I don't really drink anymore now.

 

Bet you went army cadets together....losers

 

http://www.adminspotting.org/farn200...mbulance-2.jpg

 

No no no, we were the coolest. People thought we were bouncers cos we were double 'ard b&stards.

Some bloke said to me "is Mick on the doors tonight?", so I said "I'm not a bouncer, though people think I am all the time cos I'm a double hard b&stard".

 

Yeah yeah thats right.

I tell yu what right, Land Rover ambulances are well cool. People think we're the coolest when we cruise into the car park in that.

 

Give us a run down on the stats 0-60, 60-100 etc

 

I'm not too sure, though once we pulled a poof in his X5 out of a muddy hole using the tow rope/pulley. The numbskull attempted a handbrake turn in an icy car park, he reckoned it just "went" but we think he slammed his brakes on and slid straight into the hole. Was close as he nearly went through a fence!!

 

This is a proper Land Rover (sort of)

http://www.tomcatmotorsport.co.uk/forsale/advert_4.html

Visited their premises a few weeks ago with my old man as he's after a vehicle for his retirement!!! To say it was a bit wild was an understatement, it was absurdly quick and when he took my Dad out in it he was 4-wheel driffting it round the roundabouts. Totally awsome.