Sven: Sorry Trev, you're not good enough mate.
Trev: OKay Sven. I'll book a holiday to Cuba then.

Sven: Trev, Kieron's injured, we need you!
Trev: Great. I'll cancel my holiday and be right there.

Sven: Thanks for coming Trev, but Kieron might be alright, so we're gonna take him instead and you can go home again.
Trev: Right, okay then. I'll see if I can get my holiday in Cuba then.

Sven: Trev? Are you there? Danny Murphy's injured. Can you come?
Trev: Well... I'm in Cuba and the weather's lovely...

Gotta love it. It's farsical.

M.