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My wife walked into the bathroom and found me with my head in the toilet.
She said, "Stop pretending to be sick, you're still coming with me to my Mothers."
I said, "I'm not sick , I'm just getting used to the smell of ****."

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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

Les Dawson

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and again

The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea."

Fleetster