And old Yorkshire couple were walking through their town, when they happened to walk past a posh, new restaurant that had recently opened.

"Eee, that food smells lovely," remarked the wife.

The Yorkshireman, noted the contented smile on his wife's face, and thought to himself, "By 'eck, why not? I'll treat our lass...."


So he turned round and they walked past it again.

 

pmsl

 

Is that the same chap that told his wife to put her coat on and turn off the heating and lights?

Are we going out? she asked. No he said, I am.

dl

 

He must of been copying the Irish man version I heard a few days back lol

 

Made me laugh!

Les

 

A Yorkshireman is being shown around a Texan ranch.

"Do you know," says the ranch owner, "it takes me three days to drive right round this ranch?"

"Aye," says, the Yorkshireman, "I once had a car like that...."

 

A Yorkshire shopkeeper once had someone walk out of his shop, forgetting his change.

The shopkeeper was so upset, he rushed to the door and rapped on the glass with a sponge....

 

A yorkshireman is just a Scotsman with his pockets sewn up.

 

Very good

 

Racist.

Thought i'd get in first.

 

A wealthy Yorskshireman was on his way home in his limousine when he spotted two men on the roadside eating grass! He asked his driver to pull over and beckoned one of the men over. 'Why are you eating grass?' he asked the bloke. 'I'm broke and starving so had no choice but to eat the grass' the man replied. 'Right said the Yorkshireman you can come to my place'. The man was overjoyed and asked the Yorkshireman if his wife and two children could come too. The Yorkshireman was only too happy to extend his goodwill to the rest of his family.
The Yorkshireman then turned his attention to the other man. 'Why are you eating grass?' he asked him. The answer that came was the same, 'I'm broke and starving'. The Yorkshire man offerd the same hospitality to the second man. However the second man was reluctant to get in. When questioned he replied 'I have a wife and six children'. The Yorkshireman seemed unruffled and asked them all to get inside. A tall order even in a limousine. However they eventually all squeezed in and the drive set off bound for the Yorkshireman's Mansion.
The two men were extremely grateful for the Yorkshireman's kind hearted gesture and told him so. The Yorkshireman smiled and replied 'It's my pleasure, you'll love my place the grass is over a foot high!'.
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Loved em keep em coming