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Old Sep 23, 2012 | 08:36 PM
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Should you ever get back together with an ex,so we got back together and then she buggers off to italy for 2 months,i was away working too most year round.she comes back for weekend,then buggers off to holland for a week,without even telling me until she got back.

Do i need tell you everything she said,and you didn't even call me in italy btw,so what am i to think,i'm tired going to bed she said,well i guess that works both ways then,i don't need to tell you what i'm doing.comes back down stairs at that point,looks at me goes back up
Then i sms her on her phone and said,actually i did txt you in italy,and you know what it said.
I tell you something,i fooking had enough and couldn't give a ****..
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Old Sep 23, 2012 | 08:40 PM
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EH????????????????????????
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Old Sep 23, 2012 | 08:43 PM
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EH????????????????????????
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Old Sep 23, 2012 | 08:43 PM
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+1 w,t,f ????????????????
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Old Sep 23, 2012 | 08:45 PM
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Taking your ex back is like buying your own **** back from a car boot sale
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Old Sep 23, 2012 | 08:46 PM
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She wants to know you're interested, bothered, and still care, and anything you do that shows any detachment will enrage her. She wants the upper ground in the split, to leave thinking she has broken your heart and has got her own way. If you've seriously had enough, then force the total break-up. If she comes back, take the ex-sex, and kick her the foof out straight after to show her you have the upper ground. If she has any interest she will pursue you, and vice versa. If it is as bad as you describe though, move on and get on with the rest of your life as you're prolonging the inevitable and wallowing in misery.
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Old Sep 23, 2012 | 08:46 PM
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Old Sep 23, 2012 | 08:46 PM
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ok, so you split up and got back together, she did what she wanted to do, you did what you wanted to do, she moaned as you didnt do the text thing.....grow so and find someomne else....

Did i summazrise it correctly?
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Old Sep 23, 2012 | 08:47 PM
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Old Sep 23, 2012 | 08:51 PM
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W4nk over her t1ts, that'll learn her

And if doesn't, at least you've w4nked over her t1ts
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+1. ^^^^^^^^^^
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dont w@nk over her **** thats boring stick it up her @rse then when your done tell her thats what she can do with her relationship! much more satisfying lol
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Do her doggy style and pull faces behind her back and then say your mother/sister/cousin is a better ride them you and hold on for as long as you can

Don't take back
I don't imagine your a teenager with acne and rearward facing baseball cap
The next one is always better

Get rid off

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Originally Posted by PaulC72
ok, so you split up and got back together, she did what she wanted to do, you did what you wanted to do, she moaned as you didnt do the text thing.....grow so and find someomne else....

Did i summazrise it correctly?
No i didn't do what i wanted to do,i have to work abroad or wherever it takes me,UK or Europe
She just decides to bugger off to italy for 2 months with a mate..

AGHHH wtf.
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She wants to know you're interested, bothered, and still care, and anything you do that shows any detachment will enrage her. She wants the upper ground in the split, to leave thinking she has broken your heart and has got her own way. If you've seriously had enough, then force the total break-up. If she comes back, take the ex-sex, and kick her the foof out straight after to show her you have the upper ground. If she has any interest she will pursue you, and vice versa. If it is as bad as you describe though, move on and get on with the rest of your life as you're prolonging the inevitable and wallowing in misery.
Thanks makes some sense,as for the rest of the comments so far,i was wondering when it was going to get round to giving it her up the **** etc.
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Originally Posted by DYK
Thanks makes some sense,as for the rest of the comments so far,i was wondering when it was going to get round to giving it her up the **** etc.
maybe your too late and somebody else already is and this is where your problems have started
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Old Sep 23, 2012 | 09:46 PM
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You both sound very young and she is not taking this relationship seriously... Have I got this wrong?
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Old Sep 23, 2012 | 09:55 PM
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If all else fails you could make her 'eat da poo poo'
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Old Sep 23, 2012 | 11:19 PM
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Have you tried hitting her?
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Old Sep 23, 2012 | 11:20 PM
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s**t...wrong log-in ;o
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Old Sep 24, 2012 | 06:59 AM
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As Ali suggests, throw her a beating to show her who wears the trousers.

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Old Sep 24, 2012 | 07:04 AM
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I reckon she has been shagged every which way in Italy, her back doors are now like a wind sock. As a result she feels guilty (and sore) every time she sees you and so reacts in the manner you described.
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Old Sep 24, 2012 | 07:50 AM
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Shooter in the face , just to sure.
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Old Sep 24, 2012 | 07:52 AM
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Old Sep 24, 2012 | 09:35 AM
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It sounds like an ideal time to lay a new patio.
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Old Sep 24, 2012 | 09:39 AM
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Just to sure what dpb?
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Old Sep 24, 2012 | 09:43 AM
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Op they are mad and i think i need the enigma machine to decipher what you posted.
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Old Sep 25, 2012 | 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
I reckon she has been shagged every which way in Italy, her back doors are now like a wind sock. As a result she feels guilty (and sore) every time she sees you and so reacts in the manner you described.

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Old Sep 25, 2012 | 06:34 PM
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Well all is well so far,now she saying she don't want get into a fight with me so we have made up somewhat,i can't be arsed fighting over you anyhow i said.
Whether she had it up the *** in Italy,i've held back on going into that for the moment,i suppose that's where trust comes in,but she really ain't that type of girl to open her legs for any bloke.And before anyone says yea yea i've heard that before,she really isn't like that,and i always get the truth out of her sooner or later.
Clarebabes i suppose you can say we're young,33 and she is 27,so depends what you define as being old i guess,but she is a real good girl/woman,goes to work and studies,italy was a break from all that,i just decided to carry on working,and just had a week here in UK...
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