best man speech.. help needed
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best man speech.. help needed
I'm best man at a gay wedding.. any help with a speech would be useful.
anyone else been one???
It's this Friday BTW
Thanks.
anyone else been one???
It's this Friday BTW
Thanks.
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yep, had all year to sort it lol
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Wow. Best man's speech for a gay Wedding due tomorrow and no preparation done.
Bummer!
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http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/
Bummer!
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http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/
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Start off with
"Well it's nice to be here again. In fact the last time I was here was when I attended the "Never Going to Come Out Club - Anonymous". "And I must say it's nice to see so many faces that I recognise again"
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"Well it's nice to be here again. In fact the last time I was here was when I attended the "Never Going to Come Out Club - Anonymous". "And I must say it's nice to see so many faces that I recognise again"
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Make notes and use them ostentatiously, as in waving the piece of paper about. It saves you having to remember any jokes, names, thanks etc..
You can make a fuss of finding the flippin thing to start with, pulling all sorts of stuff out of your pockets first, which can get a laugh going right away.
Have comedy glasses if you don't wear them normally when reading from the notes, or at least peer over the top of them if you do.
A decent prop always covers up ineptitude..
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Do the old "miracle of aids - fruits into vegetables" gag
Then say "now that I have your attention"
And start your speech
Let us know how you get on
Then say "now that I have your attention"
And start your speech
Let us know how you get on
Last edited by hodgy0_2; 31 August 2012 at 08:24 PM.
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^^
shut it. Marion.
Noo need to worry, speech went down a storm, I was the last to speak and the 'other' best man came over to say how good my speech was and that I stole the show!!
thing was after hearing what he said I thought how much better his was than mine was going to be!! lol
guests did come up to shake my hand and say how good it was. So I felt a bit better.
Guests there.. mainly family, work friends... mainly older woman..!! No other gay men or woman there!!!! 'my' groom said they hadn't got any guy male friends!
shut it. Marion.
Noo need to worry, speech went down a storm, I was the last to speak and the 'other' best man came over to say how good my speech was and that I stole the show!!
thing was after hearing what he said I thought how much better his was than mine was going to be!! lol
guests did come up to shake my hand and say how good it was. So I felt a bit better.
Guests there.. mainly family, work friends... mainly older woman..!! No other gay men or woman there!!!! 'my' groom said they hadn't got any guy male friends!
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